Sarcastic, witty, often angry opinions & observations from a 20 something in the 21st century. I'm not like anyone you've ever met, but I bet you can relate. Enjoy.
I avoid shopping on weekends like the plague.Why?Mostly to avoid commiting several acts of homicide in one day. The weekend is some sort of dinner bell for the stupid masses to all come out… Read More
I recently mentioned I have become so irritated with the state of television that I've decided to make my rants on the topic a semi-regular post. Today my beef is primarily with commercials… Read More
Lies.... I am with the above image on this one: Every silver lining has a cloud. I've never been much of a glass half full kind of girl anyway, but I thought I had found something that shoul… Read More
Lies.... I am with the above image on this one: Every silver lining has a cloud. I've never been much of a glass half full kind of girl anyway, but I thought I had found something that shoul… Read More
*The spring fever slot machine*If your brain looks like the above picture do not panic! You are simply suffering from an affliction known as spring fever. It is okay if your brain only proce… Read More
*The spring fever slot machine*If your brain looks like the above picture do not panic! You are simply suffering from an affliction known as spring fever. It is okay if your brain only proce… Read More
Yes, I have been a horrible blogger the last few weeks. Somewhere between the job interviews, slightly paranoid delusions & mass quantities of working out I have failed to post. I am pre… Read More
So, it could be just me, but isn't the whole immigration protest thing seem like stupidity at its finest? Who knew you could protest in defense of your right to be able to break the law? I g… Read More
I am one of those smokers who actually enjoys smoking. I may have contemplated quitting for ohhh, about 2 hours one day. I decided against it. Being a smoker I also tend to revel in the iron… Read More
You know sometimes you just shouldn't click on web ads. Being in IT I should know these things. However, sometimes the temptation is overwhelming & even I can not help myself....Click if… Read More
I am by nature a girl of science. However there are those few things I get flaky & superstitious about: I've been known to read my horoscope, I think weird things happen during the full… Read More
Ah, if only I were talking about orgasms....At least those are something I don't have to fake. Nope, I am actually referring to the latest twists & turns in my unending quest for employm… Read More
I confess. There are a few things that turn me into one of those starry eyed, looking for the knight in shining armor, giddy girl types. Much like the final scene in Dirty Dancing will for a… Read More
You will find a picture of people dying over a fucking cartoon! I can relate to having strong convictions, but holy shit people this is a little beyond that. I mean how unexciting is one's l… Read More
So, I got my review over at Talk2much. Considering how rough they are on people I think I will take my 4 out of 5 stars and run.I will say some of the people who comment over there are a tad… Read More
Some time ago I wrote a post on the horrifying programming choices being made by cable networks. As far as I'm concerned reality TV should be approached the same way I approach the red state… Read More
I have my Google homepage setup so that it spews forth a word of the day. Today's word seemed strangely appropriate...Disparate, adjective:1. Fundamentally different or distinct in quality o… Read More
Sorry for being all MIA lately. I've been having a severe bout of having nothing to say. It doesn't happen all that often, but it does happen.I've mostly been consumed by my employment quest… Read More
Sorry for being all MIA lately. I've been having a severe bout of having nothing to say. It doesn't happen all that often, but it does happen.I've mostly been consumed by my employment quest… Read More
Being a law junkie I love knowing every time the Supreme Court takes a shit. I do happen to be avoiding all the hoopla around Bush's latest nomination Alito. I guess my feeling on that is if… Read More
I have been somewhat MIA. The new year & all has me on several missions to improve my current lot in life. The most important one being I really want a job. However, I am apparently the… Read More
Before I get to my resolutions I have to do a quick recap of my 2005. If for no other reason than I am going to prove '06 can't be worse unless I end up a quadriplegic. So here is the '05 po… Read More
My dear sweet best friend has tagged me. So here it goes...Four Jobs You've Had in Your Life:1. Horse Barn Slave2. Bagel Girl @ Einstein's3. Data Entry Girl 4. Girl Computer TechFour Movies… Read More
Yeah, that card about sums it up. Actually I think nice straightforward beating would have been an improvement over my holiday weekend. However, I think I could easily be nominated for some… Read More
So, my little ol' blog has been nominated for a Best of Blog award thanks to Bonanza. There is a catch though...I've been nominated as a sex blog! The ironic thing is I actually have an adul… Read More
I never broke down & wrote an Intelligent Design post. The whole thing angers me so much I was pretty sure my head would explode if I tried to put my thoughts down on paper, or on monito… Read More
It's true. Only on Sunday does doing nothing seem overly appropriate. So, my post today (partially inspired by I Talk Too Much's weblog awards) is devoted to two blogs I find incredibly poin… Read More