2015-10-28 08:04
With no offense, check Love Making Tips For Seniors==> Put on your glasses.==> Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.==> Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you do… Read More
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2015-10-15 04:55
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!He we… Read More
2015-10-13 05:18
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you… Read More
2015-10-12 08:25
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetin… Read More
2015-10-09 06:55
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.After consulting the bible… Read More
2015-10-08 10:11
सत्तर साल के एक बूढ़े ने बीस साल की……Read More
2015-10-07 08:21
A midget gets married to a regular sized girl and they go on their honeymoon. When the midget gets back home, a friend asks him how was his honeymoon. He said, "It was OK but I was a… Read More
2010-06-01 11:30
ToysLittle girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply b… Read More
2010-06-01 11:29
ShoesWhen preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag. When a woman gets to work, she will pu… Read More
2010-06-01 11:29
RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on wit… Read More
2010-06-01 11:26
MirrorsMen are vain; they will always check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, car windows, store… Read More
2010-06-01 11:25
LaundryWomen do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laund… Read More
2010-06-01 11:18
I’m Glad I’m A WomanI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and SpamI don’t brag to my buddies about my erections… Read More
2010-06-01 11:17
I’m Glad I’m A ManI’m Glad I’m A ManI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheeseI don’t bit… Read More
2010-05-10 13:46
Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, “Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?”Robert replied, “That’s because I make love to m… Read More
2010-05-10 13:44
A man walked into the ladies department of a Belk’s Depaortment store. He reluctantly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife… Read More
2010-05-10 13:43
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Lewis goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl’s father answers and invites hi… Read More
2010-05-10 13:42
If you’re ever pulled over for speeding (or any other reason really), you probably shouldn’t say any of the following to the officer standing at your window…* I thought yo… Read More
2010-05-10 13:42
In 1988, Steve Jennings was on vacation in Australia after graduating from Southeastern University. During a hike through the Outback, he came across a young elephant standing with one leg r… Read More
2010-05-10 13:39
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 6 year old. “I think it’s about time we started cursing.” The 4 year old… Read More
2010-05-10 13:38
A little kid was overheard talking to himself as he walked through his backyard, wearing his baseball cap and carrying a bat and ball, “I’m the greatest batter in the world,&rdqu&hell…Read More
2010-04-21 12:36
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all way… Read More
2010-04-21 12:35
A bright young man was walking down a road in his neighborhood and, as he walked past a red building with a tall white fence around it, he heard a crowd of people chanting “Twelve, twe… Read More
2010-04-21 12:34
A local farmer just outside of town grew watermelons for a living, and he was doing quite well but was being hassled by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch late at nigh… Read More
2010-04-21 12:16
A little girl was playing in the garden next to her father when she noticed two large spiders on top of each other, apparently mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?”… Read More
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