Get Even More Visitors To Your Blog, Upgrade To A Business Listing >>

Love Making Tips For Seniors

With no offense, check Love Making Tips For Seniors

==> Put on your glasses.

==> Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.


==> Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

==> Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

==> Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

==> Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
 

==> Keep extra Poli-Grip closeby so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 
==> Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 
==> Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
 

==> If it works, email everyone you know with the good news.
==> ==> Don't even think about trying it twice! <==<==


This post first appeared on Funny Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Short Jokes, SMS Jokes A, please read the originial post: here

Share the post

Love Making Tips For Seniors

×

Subscribe to Funny Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Short Jokes, Sms Jokes A

Get updates delivered right to your inbox!

Thank you for your subscription

×