2012-06-16 13:57
"just put it on the bench" she snapped, sighing. Every time he dropped something off, he managed to completely irritate her, and after the day she had she was ready to bury herself into bed… Read More
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2012-03-22 22:45
Ok, so this is me... and I'm gonna get a little bit serious on this post while I try to explain who I am. I'm 28 years old, female, married mother of three. I was pregnant with my first chil… Read More
2012-03-17 11:29
It's been a while since I have had internet credit, and a lot has happened in my neck of the woods. First things first, I am NOT knocked up from my drunken night out.. which is always a bonu… Read More
2012-03-17 09:12
cat would be absolute bliss. Imagine, the usual, staying up late, being fed, sleeping throughout the day... the list goes on. (does that make my husband a cat??) A phone call with my friend… Read More
2012-02-17 00:43
It is 6.53am on a Sunday morning and I have a cat attached to my face. Literally.. like a crab claw on my nose. Apparently throwing kitty on me is my three year olds perfectly rational way o… Read More
2012-02-17 00:40
Every so often that call comes.. and you know it the second you press 'accept' that the next half hour is going to be a nightmare. You have registered on the 'do not call' list, you have str… Read More
2012-02-17 00:37
I am deliriously in love with my vibrator. I love it’s purpleness and lights and bajillion buttons. I even have called it Percy. Percy is the centre of my nighttime ritual and no man o… Read More
2012-02-17 00:37
There will possibly come a time in your life when your beloved husband crashes the car the day after you have had $1,500 worth of repairs done to it...and before that day comes, he will need… Read More
2012-02-17 00:35
It has to be said. There are a lot of absolute wankers on Facebook, and it Drives Me Insane. Easy solution you say? Delete them? Well.. to be honest I would if their posts didn't provi… Read More
2012-02-17 00:34
Does it make you a slut if you dream of having sex with someone who's not your partner? I used to think so, but now accept its normal. But it would have to be the last thing anyone admits to… Read More
2012-02-17 00:33
So many people right now are getting married, and they look so happy. Bless their cotton socks.. they have no idea, do they? I don't want to burst their gorgeous bubble though.. not yet. I w… Read More
2012-02-17 00:31
What constitutes success? Is it a personal venture of "proving" yourself to others, is it conforming to social expectations, is it a constant sense of achievement attained.. is it reac… Read More
2012-02-17 00:30
Do you ever read something, and think What.The.Fuck? I was just browsing the net and came across some idiotic laws that have been passed in some states of America. Naturally it's safe to ass… Read More
2012-02-17 00:30
Fuck you infomercials. Now I'm convinced I desperately need Proactive for my face, Wen Haircare System for my hair, AbSwing for my stomach, Rock and Chop knife set for my kit… Read More
2012-02-17 00:29
I think I may have decoded my three children, after 11 years of studying and countless melted crayons in the back seat of the car (which I would swear under oath they are placed there purely… Read More
2012-02-17 00:29
School is officially back. Well, in eight hours to be precise, but still.. I'm excited! I wonder how other families get through the Christmas holidays. Are they like me.. silently wishing th… Read More
2012-02-17 00:28
That phone call comes.. you've agreed to a date with the girls, tonight, and you look like a mess. You have your dressing gown on still, and your hair is a birds nest. Everything is on the f… Read More
2012-02-17 00:27
Well I am hell excited!! I have been blogging for 20 days now, and when I started I never thought I would see that number 1,000 on here. I know it's small fish, but I'm going to drink… Read More
2012-02-17 00:24
The time came yesterday to dive headfirst into it. There was no going back- things had gotten beyond bad. Yes.. it was time to "Clean Miss 3's Bedroom". She had lost her beloved doll, and we… Read More
2012-02-17 00:22
We all know what having no money feels like.. and it sux, right? And we've all googled our little bums off looking for a way to pinch those pennies... but they all say the same thing. Invest… Read More
2012-02-17 00:21
Well i have felt so naked not being able to blog, due to having no internet credit. Fuck the neighbors for not having unsecured networks, that would have made my life so much easier, (and th… Read More
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