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2016-03-19 18:53
Unfortunately I’m going to have to stop doing the Razzamatazz blog for the time being due to a health problem. Back soon I hope Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
While I was out walking this morning I saw something which I never expected to see in my life, not even in my wildest dreams. It was a jogger smiling. In and around the town where I live, Ne… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
How any adult can read more than a very few pages of a Harry Potter book. Why the natives in the film King Kong built a big wall between themselves and King Kong then put a King Kong-sized g… Read More
2006-02-22 18:15
I’ve been thinking about Grant Fairfax’s story highlighting the lengths that some people will go to in order to prove their pretentiousness and attitude to frequenting charity sh… Read More
2006-02-21 18:57
Grant Fairfax of Worcester has e-mailed me to say how much he enjoyed my piece about Age Concern last month. At the same time he enquired if I had ever noticed how some people, their patrona… Read More
2006-02-20 18:17
Our bed has been feng shui’d again. The woman who had talked The Trouble into going along with all this feng shui nonsense had offered to come to our house and bring along with her the… Read More
2006-02-19 15:43
You’ve all seen the headline many times in travel adverts or articles by travel writers – ‘Come to the real Spain’ or ‘Visit the real France’ or ‘No… Read More
2006-02-17 18:34
I thought I’d watch a bit of the curling competition in the Winter Olympics last night – well I’m currently having one of my occasional bouts of insomnia and my thinking wa… Read More
2006-02-16 19:14
I handed the plumber the cheque. He had repaired my leaking hot water cistern three weeks after the date he’d promised and his bill was only two and a half times more that I thought it… Read More
2006-02-15 19:07
Although the final result won’t be known until every competitor has competed in every sport the early leader in the Falling On Your Arse competition must be the Japanese lady in the pa… Read More
2006-02-14 18:39
Not so many years ago all you had to look forward to once you’d reached retirement age was the Grim Reaper beckoning a crooked finger at you and inviting you to lie down in that little… Read More
2006-02-13 19:14
On Feb 6, see the post below
Toady I received the following reply from Chapterhouse, ref my post of Feb 6. below.
Save up to £35for early booking
Chapterhouse… Read More
2006-02-12 11:29
You would have thought that after seven years in our present home I would know whereabouts in our bedroom the bed is, wouldn’t you?. Yet when I went to bed last night I walked straight… Read More
2006-02-10 18:17
I read the most marvellous expression in yesterday’s newspaper. A woman had accidentally driven her Land Rover Freelander into a lake as she tried to park. (So I also read about a… Read More
2006-02-09 06:49
This is the reply to my email
Dear Terry,
Excellent news that you would like to be involved.
We do not have much money for contributor fees, but could pay you £100 for your time &ndash&hell…Read More
2006-02-08 07:19
I received this email today.
Dear Terry,
Princess Productions is currently in production with a documentary project for Five that will examine some of the British public’s favourite co… Read More
2006-02-07 19:38
DISLIKES
Richard and Judy
The Lord of the Rings – the book should be called The Lord of Bullshit and the films should be called The Lord of the Special Effects
Husband and wives… Read More
2006-02-06 19:16
The advert in the paper read –
MISTEAK!
You cuold urn up to £20 an hour working form home after a Chapterhouse proofreeding and editing coarse.
Co-respondence courses and s… Read More
2006-02-05 18:16
There are ten things I’d like to do before I die. One of them is to complete the Sunday Times Crossword. Another is to fuck Kristin Scott Thomas. Normally I fuck up the Sunday Times Cr… Read More
2006-02-03 18:16
I finished writing my James Bond book ‘Stockport Is Too Much’ today. Writing a book is like conceiving, carrying, then giving birth to a baby, but about ten times worse, despite… Read More
2006-02-01 18:11
The most wonderful news today! Along with my monthly credit card statement from Marbles came the offer of ‘Two nights away with the one you love for only £99.’ The offer co… Read More
2006-01-30 19:12
DISLIKES
Personalised car number plates. Except for 1 TIT. In fact all personalised number plates should be 1 TIT except those that are 1 TWAT. How pretentious can you get?
Ant and Dec
All C… Read More
2006-01-28 19:12
I called in at our local Age Concern charity shop this morning. Spring is not all that far away and I thought I would see what they had in the way of lightweight trousers. Many people are ab… Read More
2006-01-27 19:07
‘Prince Harry of the Cavalry may soon be heading off to war’ said the headline in the newspaper. If I was one of his fellow soldiers I’d be making sure to keep pretty close… Read More
2006-01-26 19:16
Occasionally I feel the need to feel superior. It’s not a trait I’m proud of, but then we can’t all be perfect. Whenever I feel this need I simply look at a photograph of a… Read More
2006-01-24 19:06
After a late breakfast I strolled down to the public library, conveniently only a couple of minutes away, to read the morning newspapers. I can afford to buy my own newspa… Read More
2006-01-22 16:21
When I ordered the duck I wasn’t aware that Atkins Down The Road couldn’t abide other people eating duck when he wasn’t. Not that it would have stopped me ordering it as I… Read More
2006-01-20 18:09
About a year ago I started to take my daughter’s dog Cassie out for a daily walk. Prior to this I don’t think the bitch got out of the house very often –… Read More
2006-01-18 18:22
Hi. I’m Terry Ravenscroft, I’m aged 67 and…..whoooah, come back, I’m not ready to have the lid nailed down on my coffin just yet. Anyway I&r&hell…Read More
2006-01-15 20:20
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