2018-08-28 13:00
Previously...A pair of suspicious buyers turned up at the door with our address. A football match between two teams of different coloured play-doughs. And I realised my mum had been cloned… Read More
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2018-08-26 17:25
*Today’s edition of Five Periods is in partnership with PetroMedia*Some people LOVE to play the innocent victim but sometimes not everyone is drawn into it...Thtorwy Time!😁It w… Read More
2018-08-23 11:31
Previously.....A worried flurry of residents down the street rushed out to put out their bins in hope that they had put out the right ones. A seemingly peaceful neighbourhood was not peacefu… Read More
2018-08-20 13:44
Who knew that doing nothing because you cba would be so tiring 💤?These summer holidays have led me to becoming my bed - sat there doing nothing but looking comfy (mmm bed). I'm like… Read More
2018-08-16 16:37
Every time I meet someone I don't know, they think that I am weird! 😨I mean, I look like the next human being, I don't have any crazy twitches or facial expressions; I don't think it… Read More
2018-08-16 14:34
I have just had the sudden realisation that has changed my mood completely (well until this hour ends - my moods always change like the seating arrangements when someone doesn't like who the… Read More
2018-08-11 12:16
From flat hair to tall hair, from crusty hair to bouncy hair, from greasy hair to smooth hair, from grey hair to someone-who-can't-dye-their-hair-properly-hair. 👱HAIR IS IMPORTANT!Th… Read More
2018-08-08 11:37
Breeds and Characteristics:Teachers come in one breed but can have many characteristics:snappy 🐊strict👉droning😴boring💤stupid😕sarcastic💁politic… Read More
2018-08-07 14:44
Teenagers are: annoying, moody, stroppy, lazy, vandals, criminals, violent, stupid but, most importantly, they are 🐔🐔.This is what I would say if I WASN'T a teenager and is w… Read More
2018-08-04 18:56
Relationships (*sigh*). You can have friendships (luckkyyyyy😔😂) or...... RELATIONSHIPS! (💥)I mean I am all for relationships because I am guessing that is how I was m… Read More
2018-08-04 10:31
Mobile Phones are GREAT! 👌👍I mean, what are you reading this on? A PHONE! (unless you're on a tablet or laptop......GET ON YOUR PHONE!)But the older generation really DON'T l… Read More
2018-08-02 12:53
Want that new pair of creps but don't want to ask your parents for the money? How are you gonna get that money? A JOB OF COURSE -despite juggling all of your GCSEs and deadlines, make r… Read More
2018-08-02 12:25
Lunchtimes at school are seen as a gift from the Gods ("PRAISE THE LORD, HALLELUJAH!") but what kind of God drags us throw two lessons full of 💩, a break time that isn't flipping lon… Read More
2018-07-31 12:21
Once you have emptied a tin of beans or whatever, what do you do with them? Throw them in the bin like a normal person (pronounced normAHl), get creative and make something out of them, or d… Read More
2018-07-29 12:21
The attention-seekers, the wannabe-jeffs, the gang, the squad, the 'Gods' and of course the hooligans (😎). These are all types of things we call those who 'like to live on the danger… Read More
2018-07-28 14:02
School uniform. What a load of 💩!Who comes up with the school uniform policies? Because whoever it is needs a good smack with a PAN! Maybe give them one of the brains we dissect in b… Read More
2018-07-27 13:28
It's now the Summer Holidays and SIX. WEEKS. OFF!!! 🎉Yesss!!!! Six weeks of pure relaxation and no schoolwork! - Unless you're in.... YEAR 10!I don't care if I have exams as soon as… Read More
2018-07-27 10:52
Finding something to tell someone is so hard! I mean how can I pick from: 314,567 stories that happened in that 30 minute bus journey home last night, or that one meme out of 3000 I sa… Read More
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