Lunchtimes at School are seen as a gift from the Gods ("PRAISE THE LORD, HALLELUJAH!") but what kind of God drags us throw two lessons full of 💩, a break time that isn't flipping long enough (come back to that soon✅) and another soul-destroying Lesson before we can even think about running to the lunch queue because the damn teachers can't tell the time (FULL ON ROOKIES!)!

First off, lunchtime is only ONE FLIPPING HOUR! Wtf am I to do in an hour? WAIT HOLD ONNNNNNN! IT'S NOT EVEN AN HOUR! IT'S 55 MINUTES! (*starts drifting off into hell*👺) All because it apparently takes 5 minutes to get to next lesson. And then they wondering why we late to lesson! "Why are you late Tom?" "Sorry I am late Miss. It is just that I DON'T WANNA BE FLIPPING HERE IN YOUR BRAIN-KILLING LESSON! That's all Miss." And then they send those late back outside the lesson. What kinda punishment is that? We arrive late because we don't wanna be in lesson then you send us out of lesson? Hmm I ain't complaining! Feel free to keep me out of some damn English/EVERYTHING IS DONE FOR A REASON ("Why did they put a space there?" "Because THEY DAMN WELL FELT LIKE IT!" 😎) lesson.

A 15 minute break is not long enough! It takes me 15 minutes just to walk into the canteen let alone do homework, eat my 5 paninis (I think that's how you spell it 😕), walk out the canteen, run back in for a drink, work out which lesson I have next, follow someone in my year because I think I am in their class next and then go toilet because I have bacon bap flour all over my hands, arms, chin, knees and elbows! I think break should be an hour long! Wipe out period two! It's bound to be a pointless lesson anyway! (Like most 👊).

And that third period between break and lunch. Wtf 'Headmaster'! (Why you even called that anyway? Everyone got a head but I don't see a master anywhere! Just someone who sits and stares out the window across the street watching the many 'free' adults dragging their shopping in each hand (JUST GO BY FLIPPING CAR GLADIS). BAN Period 3 too! It is just an hour of my stomach howling like a wolf when it see some damn moon (Wolves are astronomers - and have a large moon fetish🐺🌕)

But (you may not like this) LUNCHTIMES ARE SO BAD! Not only are they not long enough, there is nothing to do 😫. Am I to just eat then stare at the 💩hole I am in atm?
"Why don't you do sport or play football (oh wait football is sport😬) or do homework?" 1) Sport? I think PE is enough for me at school (SPORT IS FOR OUTSIDE SCHOOL TO ENJOY. Anything in school is bad!) 2)PTSD (The footballs remind me of that time when I....😢....got a paper cut -DON'T ASK WHY?😭) 3) I usually do my homework the night I get it 😇("Nerd" -YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL NERD YOU ILLITERATE 🐐!)
What also annoys me about lunchtime are those that...😷.... EAT IN THE DAMN BATHROOMS! I DO NOT need to be going to the toilet and washing my hands in a sink which seems to be covered IN CHOCOLATE ("Praising the Lord that it is chocolate "💩). What kind of creature eats in the damn toilet? You like that aroma along with your Tesco Meal Deal? (Mmm! Gotta love Just Ham with a hint of DIARRHOEA!- difficult to spell and read if it is for the first time, people who are still learning phonics) You like eating whilst in the presence of someone peeing? GET YOUR LIVES SORTED OUT! damn.

Well all that talk of food has made me hungry. But now I feel that I have put myself off eating for the rest of the day (DON'T GIVE UP EATING! IF YOU'RE GONNA GIVE SOMETHING UP, GIVE UP SCHOOL BEFORE FOOD!). Right gotta pop off and get this whale from out of my belly. "STFU WITH YOUR SCREAMING!!!"