2017-06-26 00:51
It's not officially summer until Big Brother is on the air. Well everyone, the time is here! Big Brother 19 begins on June 28 with a two-hour premiere and I'm excited! This cast of all newbi… Read More
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Mel Blog Served is a blog of humorous and snarky recaps of popular reality TV shows, including Survivor, Big Brother, The Bachelor, and more.
2017-06-20 02:09
Week 4Picking up from the last episode, it's still the cocktail party and many guys are making excellent impressions with Rachel. But then there's Lee, the instigator who after antagonizing… Read More
2017-06-06 01:59
Week 3Picking up where last week left off, DeMario returned to the Bachelorette mansion to tell his side of the left-my-kinda-girlfriend-to-be-on-reality-TV story. Rachel agrees to hear him… Read More
2017-05-30 01:59
Week 2The first date card of the season is for a group date to find "husband material." Well Whaboom was invited, so that seems like a stretch. Rachel brings the guys out to the "Husband Mat… Read More
2017-05-29 12:38
Week 12 - FinaleAfter the ridiculous Tribal Council, Sarah confronts Cirie about her trying to steal her advantage and eventually Tai admits that he in fact did try to target Sarah. Cirie sp… Read More
2017-05-23 03:02
Week 1To the delight of everyone, Rachel Lindsay is this season's Bachelorette and since she's so great I can only hope this season will live up to her awesomeness. She's also the first Afri… Read More
2017-05-21 00:06
Week 11There's some rumblings that Sarah might've pandered to Sierra at the last Tribal Council and they're darn right: Sierra willed Sarah the Legacy Advantage. After Aubry totally kills an… Read More
2017-05-15 23:45
Week 10This week's episode of Survivor must be the favorite of Vin Diesel cause it's all about FAMILY. Jeff Probst overnarrates the entrance of each family member to build up emotion, then r… Read More
2017-05-08 23:33
Week 9Sarah admits to flipping and the six feel pretty decent about staying together and picking off the former majority alliance. That is until on a feast/sleepover Reward, when Andrea does… Read More
2017-05-02 00:30
Week 8The survivors split into teams of two for a Reward Challenge which turns into this inspirational edit of Cirie crossing a balance beam, even after her tribe loses by a landslide. Meanw… Read More
2017-04-24 23:25
Week 7The tribes convene and Probst announces it's time to merge, but explains in order for the group to get their merge feast two people will have to sit out. Tai and Brad self-sacrifice st… Read More
2017-04-17 23:33
Week 6After ousting Sandra at last week's Tribal Council, Nuku wins at the Reward Challenge which allows the tribe to bond over the most disgusting looking pizza. But when you're hungry, you… Read More
2017-04-11 01:24
Week 5The tribes enter what seems like a typical Reward Challenge but this season is called "Game Changers" so they have to switch it up again. The castaways draw buffs to divide into two tr… Read More
2017-04-05 01:11
Week 4This week's Reward Challenge is the impetus for the majority of the episode's drama. But who wouldn't get overly emotional for the world's largest jars of peanut butter and jelly? The… Read More
2017-03-26 23:35
Week 3A Reward Challenge kicks off this week's episode where only two member of each tribe get to compete for the prize of iced coffee with all the fixins (including some unnamed Milano Cook… Read More
2017-03-19 18:41
Week 2It's been six days in Fiji, but there's no resting in a returnee season so the tribes swap into three tribes. The New Nuku is comprised of JT and 5 original Mana tribemembers, so… Read More
2017-03-14 03:03
Week 12 - FinaleIt's time for the final two women to meet Nick's family, who I'm sure are so thrilled to go through all this crap again. But at least they get a free vacation! Raven is first… Read More
2017-03-12 20:57
Week 1The 34th season of Survivor has put together a group of legends and randoms for the moves they made to "change the game". I mean, technically every person could qualify since every vot… Read More
2017-03-07 03:55
Week 11 + The Women Tell AllNick wraps up his overnight date with Raven and she skips down the street happily high fiving strangers because she got laid and finally had an orgasm. Or so… Read More
2017-03-03 19:39
It's that time of the year again: Survivor is back! The 34th season of the reality show has assembled 20 returnees under the theme of Game Changers. The cast includes stand-out players from… Read More
2017-02-28 02:04
Week 9Previously on The Bachelor, Nick's ex Andi knocked on his hotel room and greeted him with a "Hello, Nick" in her best home to greeting Newman on Seinfeld. Over whiskey, Nick and Andi c… Read More
2017-02-21 02:59
Week 8The girls are all still freaking out about Nick dumping Kristina before the Rose Ceremony, worried that he'll only do three hometowns because he's a rogue Bachelor. But fear not, there… Read More
2017-02-14 02:59
Week 7Nick's all shook up after his emotional double dumping on the 2-on-1 date. Nick seems solace and advice from Chris Harrison, because who the hell else is he allowed to talk to? Nick's… Read More
2017-02-07 02:59
Week 6Picking up from last week's cliffhanger, Taylor resurrects herself from the bayou to interrupt Nick and Corinne's date to call her a liar one last time. It doesn't work and Corinne and… Read More
2017-01-31 02:59
Week 5Because format be damned, this week's episode picks up a the pre-Rose Ceremony fight between Corinne and Taylor. They don't like or respect each other and neither think the other is th… Read More
2017-01-24 02:59
Week 4Picking up from last week, Vanessa isn't here to date a guy that's just looking to bang around and do this Corinne nonsense. Corinne is blissfully unaware that the house hates her unti… Read More
2017-01-17 03:07
Week 3Since the gossip is spreading around the house, Nick kicks off the pre-Rose Ceremony cocktail party by declaring he had sex with Liz at Jade and Tanner's wedding. Nick should've done a… Read More
2017-01-10 02:59
Week 2The group date girls giggly drive in convertibles to the first date of the season: a wedding themed photoshoot! Since most of these girls will make a living posing with products on Ins… Read More
2017-01-03 02:56
Week 1If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then try again. And then have a miracle happen where TV producers decide to let you try again as the lead on The Bachelor to find love on real… Read More
2016-12-20 00:08
Week 13 - Finale and ReunionJay is upset that he threw away his Hidden Immunity Idol on the last vote and heads on a quest to find one last Idol to save him. It's the perfect time to find Da… Read More
2016-12-11 22:53
Week 12Jay has the last Hidden Immunity Idol of the game, but he has no need to play it after winning the balance beam and disc rolling Immunity Challenge. Headed by Will and Jay, they try t… Read More
2016-12-04 23:51
Week 11Get out your tissues - it's family visit time! Everyone ugly cries at the big reveal of their families coming out to Fiji. Addressing the elephant in the room (or on the island), Adam… Read More
2016-11-28 00:00
Week 10A floating pizza party is the reward up for grabs, which is probably straight from my dream journal. David tries to volunteer to sit out since he's terrible at water challenges but ev… Read More
2016-11-21 01:08
Week 9Despite trying to vote out Adam last week, Taylor agrees to keep Adam's reward steal advantage a secret as long as Adam doesn't tell everyone about his mason jar stash of stolen snacks… Read More
2016-11-13 23:36
Week 8Hey everyone, it's merge time! The tribes move into their new home on the old Vanua beach and dub themselves Vinaka, which I can only hope is someone misunderstanding the mouth spray b… Read More
2016-11-06 22:54
Week 7Adam apologizes to Taylor about ruining his game and voting off his showmance, but Michaela is pretty happy to see Figgy got the boot once the tribes meet up at the Reward Challenge. I… Read More
2016-10-30 21:43
Week 6The tribes compete in a classic Survivor blindfold challenge with a caller directing their tribe to retrieve puzzle pieces and help a castaway solve the puzzle blindfolded. Figgy… Read More
2016-10-23 22:05
Week 5After David's bold play last episode, the Gen X tribe goes idol hunting. Knowing what to look for already, David finds his second Hidden Immunity Idol stuffed inside a branch. And it's… Read More
2016-10-16 23:43
Week 4The tribes compete in the first Reward Challenge of the season, an all-out physical ocean brawl of capture the giant ring. Gen X Chris is such a hulking giant he is able to hold Taylor… Read More
2016-10-09 15:31
Week 3Adam and Zeke reel in the aftermath of the Millennial's blindside of Mari, but Hannah's nonstop attempts to apologize and talk out her decision to flip annoy the hell out of Zeke. He d… Read More
2016-10-02 16:21
Week 2The Millennial tribe is up and down this week and most of it centers around Figgy. Taylor and Figgy's flirtation escalates to late night smooching in the shelter, regardless of the fac… Read More
2016-09-25 16:01
Week 1Twenty new castaways arrive in beautiful Fiji and our host with the most [blue shirts], Jeff Probst, can't wait to hand out buffs to reveal the tribe divisions. If the coordinating col… Read More
2016-09-07 01:41
It's time for the 33rd season of Survivor and this season is full of marketing buzzwords. Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X is a battle of young vs. old, a divide we've seen before. Let's hope… Read More
2016-09-07 01:05
Finale - Part 2Everyone basks in the afterglow of overnight dates in their fluffy white hotel robes and smiley faces, except Josh and Amanda who apparently wear their regular clothes. BOO! G… Read More
2016-09-06 01:58
Finale - Part 1Tiara the chicken enthusiast arrives at the 11th hour for the finale and even she knows she has zero chance of anything happening for her. She gives up her date card to Nick a… Read More
2016-08-31 01:01
Week 5 - Night 2Picking up from the previous night, Caila tells Jared that she can't stay in Paradise if Ashley is here. Ashley I is very satisfied about the alleged good deed she has done… Read More
2016-08-30 02:02
Week 5 - Night 1Ashley I continues to ugly cry that Jared can move on but she's not able to, but wipe that runny mascara because Wells is here! It's as if the producers realized 4-5 episodes… Read More
2016-08-28 19:11
Week 9Natalie wins the Black Box HOH competition to search through muck and feathers for discs, narrowly defeating Corey. Since Natalie and James have been playing both sides all summer, thi… Read More
2016-08-24 00:58
Week 4 - Night 2Janner (AKA Jade and Tanner for you pleebs who don't know the supercouple success story of Bachelor in Paradise last summer) make a surprise visit to remind everyone that 3 w… Read More
2016-08-23 01:59
Week 4 - Night 1We return to the pre-Rose Ceremony cocktail party where Ashley I is still ugly crying to Jared and he's reminder her yet again that it's never going to happen. Jared then gra… Read More
2016-08-21 17:09
Week 8The house is still dealing with the aftermath of the double eviction, but there's still some of the past to share. Flashback to the moments where Paulie hit on Natalie despite being in… Read More
2016-08-17 01:09
Week 3 - Night 2Ashley I arrives in Paradise for another summer of chasing after Jared, but is shocked to discover her friend Caila has already snagged her man. Apparently, Caila didn't tell… Read More
2016-08-16 02:41
Week 3Picking up on last week, Evan decides to interrupt Amanda's face-suck session with Josh. Josh turns his moaning to the worst looking pizza on earth, while Amanda accepts the faux date… Read More
2016-08-14 14:32
Week 7The house is still standing on their little disks and swinging around the backyard, hoping to old on the longest to win HOH. "Twitter Trolls" run in out of nowhere to harass and gently… Read More
2016-08-10 01:07
Week 2 - Night 2The women have the power this week which means new dudes will be rolling up to Paradise. Christian arrives in Paradise and decides to take Sarah on a date because she's cute… Read More
2016-08-09 02:00
Week 2 - Part 1Leah from Ben's season (who lied about St. Lauren B) arrives in Paradise with a plan to invite Chad on her date card, but unfortunately he's been booted and continuing to get… Read More
2016-08-05 20:33
Week 6Last week ended with yet another HOH cliffhanger, with the remaining houseguests (minus outgoing HOH James) practicing their "perfect shot" on a wavy wooden platform. Practice can go o… Read More
2016-08-03 03:23
Week 1Bachelor In Paradise is back and the credits and more self aware and bizarre than ever. But bless us all, Jorge the Bartender is back! As are all your "favorites" like two-time loser i… Read More
2016-08-02 02:55
Week 9 - FinaleJoJo arrives in Phuket, Thailand and basks in the breathtaking viewers to wonder which man will propose to her in a few days. The answer is both but you'll get to crush one of… Read More
2016-07-30 16:39
Week 5Weeks of teasing finally ends and the Battle Back competition for a second chance at Big Brother 18 begins. In order to get a spot back in the house, the first five evicted houseguests… Read More
2016-07-27 01:58
The Men Tell AllThe reunion begins with the Bachelor in Paradise preview which looks IN-SANE (it starts next week). We need insane after this horrendous season of The Bachelorette. After a l… Read More
2016-07-26 02:07
Week 8 - Fantasy SuitesWhen we last saw The Bachelorette, JoJo was squatting by an airplane hanger crying over her tough decision. She regains composure and comes back to the Rose Ceremony a… Read More
2016-07-24 15:30
Week 4Frank enters the house after the HOH competition pissed that the vote didn't go his way, but also praising the BB gods that the team twist makes him safe this week. It's all a passive… Read More
2016-07-19 02:01
Week 7 - Hometown DatesThe hometown dates begin in Colorado, home of broken home Chase who has divorced parents. It's snowy and sunny so either it's that awesome Aspen Extreme way of life wh… Read More
2016-07-17 19:21
Week 3Bridgette is so excited to be HOH and so is the Spy Girls alliance. But the 8 Pack is bummed that they've lost the chance to get Frank out of the game since the entire Category 4 is sa… Read More
2016-07-12 02:21
Week 6Alex finally gets a one-on-one date and all the guys can say about this is, "Now you can finally shut up." I mean, talk about support. Alex's date is getting to be JoJo's roadtrip budd… Read More
2016-07-10 15:29
Week 2The week picks up where the live eviction ended, with the balancing and berry carrying HOH competition. What we learn in flashback form is the Jozea vote was not a total blindside, sin… Read More
2016-07-02 22:00
Week 1If you're excited for more twists, here ya go! There's a new competition this summer which means Battle of the Block is gone - praise the BB gods! The BB Roadkill competition awards th… Read More
2016-06-28 02:04
Week 5Everyone is excited to head to Argentina in their love quest, which definitely is a step above Uruguay in terms of romantic vacations. For some reason, Chris Harrison decides to show u… Read More
2016-06-26 14:34
PremiereHello everyone and welcome to another season of BIIIIIIIG BROTHERRRR! Julie Chen teases lots of twists BUT FIRST totally spontaneous in no way at all setup video packages to introduc… Read More
2016-06-21 02:03
Week 4Previously on The Bachelorette, Chad was eliminated in the 2-on-1 Thunderdome date. Then men rejoiced and their celebration continues with scattering the remainder of Chad's protein in… Read More
2016-06-19 23:47
Hello summer and hello houeseguests! It's time for another season of Big Brother and expecting the unexpected (while also us viewers totally being able to expect all the twists). Already in… Read More
2016-06-08 01:59
Week 3- Part 2We pick up right where the last episode left off with Chad talking to Chris Harrison and re-entering the house to make amends. Evan asks for a new shirt and apology; Chad's lik… Read More
2016-06-07 02:12
Week 3 - Part 1Chase receives a "Let's get physical" date card and sadly, it is not an Olivia Newton-John themed date. Instead it's JoJo trying yoga for the first time, so the show sends her… Read More
2016-05-31 01:59
Week 2JoJo's first date card arrives with quite the bang: a fiery explosion in a limousine. Please tell me there wasn't a day late candidate arriving. Oh phew, it's a stunt and it all ends w… Read More
2016-05-24 02:58
Week 1After being led on by Ben for a bunch of episodes, Joelle Fletcher AKA JoJo gets the honor of taking on the most important role in our country: The Bachelorette. Much like the forefath… Read More
2016-05-22 19:49
Week 14 - FinaleAfter Joe's medevac, the tribe dynamic shifts again. With his immunity idol expired, Tai is vulnerable for the first time. Michele has been the bottom of the four for ages. C… Read More
2016-05-14 01:56
Week 13Probst rounds up the top five ("Top five, baby!") for this week's Reward Challenge, which is to run into the woods to get sandbags to toss into different slots. The twist is once you'… Read More
2016-05-09 23:49
Week 12Jason tries to save himself by encouraging scheming, but it's pretty much no use. Everyone is too busy watching Mark the Chicken eat a grub than actually heed Jason's words. People do… Read More
2016-05-02 23:31
Week 11While Aubry, Joe, Cydney, and Tai are celebrating their big Scot blindside, the three not part of that vote are a little salty. Tai apologizes to Jason after leaving him out to dry wi… Read More
2016-04-24 15:15
Week 10Hope your leg muscles are toned for this week's Reward Challenge to hold up clay pots with your legs on a balance beam. There are three different prizes on the line, but in a fun twis… Read More
2016-04-18 14:42
Week 9Scot, Jason, and Tai's reaction to the women's blindside is to act like brats and sabotage camp. They hide the machete and ax, then pour water over the fire. Those dumb Super Idol neck… Read More
2016-04-11 00:36
Week 8The Brains lament the loss of Neal, which is even more salt in the wound when the reward challenge is for ice cream. RIP ice cream pants. After the team Aubry selected loses the steppi… Read More
2016-04-03 21:27
Week 7After the last vote and the last minute cross-out vote, the Brains begin to accept their fate on the new Gondol is dire. Good thing it's time for the MERGE! Chan Loh gets five minutes… Read More
2016-03-27 22:13
Week 6It's time for the annual shooting hoops reward challenge which every season sparks discussion that it's rigged in former of an NBA player. Before the shooting, the teams need to releas… Read More
2016-03-20 16:21
Week 6After Peter makes some in-roads with the Brains tribe and Neal uncerimoniously finds the Hidden Immunity Idol, it's time for a shake-up. Drop your buffs, it's time for a shuffle! Since… Read More
2016-03-15 02:55
Week 11 - FINALE!Both of the final two women are basking in the afterglow of Ben saying they love them, unaware that Ben dropped the "love" bomb on both of them. It's going to crush one woma… Read More
2016-03-13 15:02
Week 4"This is gonna be fun," Caleb voiceovers walking into the Reward Challenge and every person watching know this is horrible foreshadowing. The challenge itself is one we've seen before:… Read More
2016-03-08 02:59
Week 10 - The Women Tell AllIt's time for my least favorite episode to recap: The Women Tell All! After a segment crashing Bachelor fan parties, Chris Harrison introduces all the women on st… Read More
2016-03-06 16:43
Week 3Idol fever takes over in Kaoh Rong this week. After an ill-attempt to scale a 20 foot tree, Tai fashions a tool to retrieve the key from the tree, which unlocks a buried box holding hi… Read More
2016-03-01 02:55
Week 9A helicopter drops Ben off in Jamaica, and while it's not a full-on date I'll take any helicopter you give me. Ben thinks Jamaica is the perfect place to find love, like most of the ot… Read More
2016-02-29 02:15
Week 2The Brawn tribe continues to be a hot mess after their first Tribal Council. Alecia fully understands her bottom placement in the tribe and tries to show her worth by spending 6 hours… Read More
2016-02-28 03:36
Week 8Hometown date week has arrived! The "exotic" date locales are ditched in favor of awkward visits to the four women's hometowns, where Ben has to keep up the ruse of pretending he could… Read More
2016-02-20 02:20
Week 1Sound the conch shell, Survivor is back! With his bright orange baseball cap on, Jeff Probst begins to narrate among the pure chaos of a classic Survivor marooning. The three tribes… Read More
2016-02-16 03:04
Week 7Continuing his quest for love, Ben brings the ladies to the next exotic destination: Warsaw, Indiana. It's Ben's hometown where he has lots of fond memories, so why not share with the… Read More
2016-02-10 00:53
When winter hits full swing, it's easy to feel down but then I remember the upside: Survivor time! After getting swapped with Second Chance, it's finally time for Survivor: Kaoh Rong to shin… Read More
2016-02-09 03:03
Week 6Last week's episode left us with the cliffhanger of Ben pre-empting the Rose Ceremonyto talk to Olivia one more time. Ben tells Olivia how all the women think she's a different person… Read More
2016-02-02 02:59
Week 5The gang departs the bright and shiny hellhole that is Vegas for a trip to Mexico City, because based on his description Ben is super into Mexican politics. The girls are excited for t… Read More
2016-01-26 03:02
Week 4With the Bachelor mansion full of weird vibes, it's time to hit the road. It's off to fabulous Las Vegas, where the girls shout "VEGAS!" in many forms of staged production and screamin… Read More
2016-01-19 02:59
Week 3Chris Harrison sucks all the life of the room when he drops off the first date card of the episode. Ben takes flight attendant Lauren B to an airport and she's probably like, "Dude can… Read More
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