2016-03-19 18:53
Somewhere along the way, I blew out my trusty cowboy boot. I blame the mini-bar in my hotel room. Not only did that fuckin' thing forcibly rape my checking account and make it cry, but it… Read More
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The compelling tales of a salty Hero-comma God Damn-both ashore and on the ocean. Tales of ribaldry, debauch, and the pursuit of wanton leisure. Also, the occasional sea story. Also, lots of bad jokes and cussing.
This blog will be updated sporadically, due to the nature of Jb's real job and his lack of stick-to-it-ive-ness.
2016-03-19 18:53
(which isn't to say that we've actually done anything *bad* so far...Team FTW has actually been on remarkably good behavior)We've been in Sin City since Thursday night and have yet to get ar… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Slap!Slap!*harder*Slap!Sven asked me why I was smacking myself in the face, but I didn't have an immediate answer for him. I was too busy slapping myself.Truth be told, I really beat the Ch… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
The tower doesn't look that high from the ground. Our launching platform at the top of Colin's I-beam and steel mesh monstrosity is only ten meters or so. We're busy setting up a professio… Read More
2006-05-15 08:55
"Now it's important to remember," Colin tells us while we wait in the barn for nightfall, "that you have to keep moving forward during the burn, in order to keep the flames behind you.""If y… Read More
2006-03-29 02:57
I'm nearly caught up with all the crap that's been piling up in my "get done" pile, so expect G.D.H. to be fully armed and operational again by next week. In the interim, check out the tatt… Read More
2006-03-27 02:26
-JbCEO FTW, Inc.03.27.06 Read More
2006-03-21 22:37
-JbCEO FTW, Inc.03.20.06 Read More
2006-03-12 21:42
[img]http://www.ftwinc.com/jb/images/GDHheader01.jpg[/img]For more of Jb's Australian adventures, click HEREhref>.-JbCEO FTW, Inc.03.13.06 Read More
2006-03-09 21:43
Jb's still really busy, but here's the first installment of the long-hyped Heroman series I've been promising.-JbCEO FTW, Inc.03.10.06 Read More
2006-03-04 21:01
My dear five dedicated readers,God. Damn. Heroics. is officially on hiatus, owing to the fact that I'm really busy getting caught up with a bevy of past-due articles (the Beefy series, the a… Read More
2006-02-28 19:00
"Here's to the bachelorsand the bowery bumsand those who feel that they're the oneswho are better off without a wife"-Tom WaitsI was late to the union meeting by five minutes.Ok, I was late… Read More
2006-02-18 19:12
I hate kids.I'm also having a fat day. You know - one of those days when no matter what you do, every time you look into the mirror, there's a greasy, bloated fatty looking back at you.A po… Read More
2006-02-05 02:14
Position: 31 degrees, 13 minutes N x 117 degrees, 56 minutes WAs I was wrapping up the Tales of The Beefy Enchilada series this week (expect Part IV by mid-February; or maybe it's Part VI… Read More
2006-01-27 02:50
"How did you find out about this place?" the cab driver asks. "From the phone book?""The phone book, yeah." I'm not really listening to him. My attention is on the barrio; the auto body s… Read More
2006-01-22 04:13
2006-01-22 04:10
(MySpace was down the day I posted this over at FTW. Sorry for the delay.)All fast, fore and aft.Let go the tugs.Midship the wheel.Secure the helm.(Tell the Engine Room) "Finished with engi… Read More
2006-01-09 02:19
Position: Gratefully not bent over any motherfucker's barrel.The following is a story about rock and roll. And about my Managing Editor, Pat. And about comic books.I've had some extra tim… Read More
2005-12-30 06:32
Position: Ballpark 48 N x 125 WCurrently Digging: "Demon Days" by Gorillaz, but only because Dennis Hopper makes a guest appearance. Also, Cheese Ball.Now that the Feast of Alvis is over… Read More
2005-12-24 03:04
Dear Dedicated Readers (all five of you),I had a long-ish Holiday update for you full of festive cheer, but elected to shitcan it at the last minute. Serious.It was bad ass. A 2000 word, h… Read More
2005-12-17 02:23
That's just an approximation. I didn't actually count them.Position: Martinez, CACurrently Digging: Stubbs The Zombie (OS X version). It's the only game out there that makes YOU the zom… Read More
2005-12-17 02:15
...safety glasses make me look all Emo and shit.-JbCEO FTW, Inc.12.01.05 Read More
2005-11-26 02:42
Position: 34 29' N x 121 58' WCurrently Digging: Nothing. I hate Thanksgiving.I didn't want to get up this morning. If it weren't for the fact that it's an all-overtime day on account of our… Read More
2005-11-10 01:25
Position: Town to town, packing and unpacking. Round and round, up and down the dial...Currently Digging: The Communist Manifesto, by Marx and Engels. Just, you know, for the sake of bei… Read More
2005-11-02 02:35
Position: Same as it ever was...Currently Digging: The Tao of Meow, by Waldo Japussy. Hehehehe...Ja-Pussy... I'm so easily amused...We got to deal with the Port of Los Angeles Harbor Police… Read More
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