Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are Married Women Heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Source: Internet
