This month will be totally Super, Spastic, Japseye for those born within the influence of Jim Bowen.
The 14th will Bring fear and pain as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse decide to pop round for tea. Famine will bring along a splendid cake however.
Typical Jim Bowenarians like the smell of burning fat and tasting the love. Medical complaints include, Myxomatosis, Hydrophones, Searing Cock Mustard and Mallards of the BumDrum.
Your lucky number is: 180!!!
Warning: Astromological readings provided by Russell 'i'm getting treatment for that rash' Crowe.
