2016-03-19 18:53
Anal Behaviour is sweeping the nation! Anal Behaviour is a two man act hailing from the urban sprawl of Cockingham. With their trademark Words and Whistles, Anal Behaviour is proving po… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
Boy George was today held on charges of High Bummery after he allegedly imprisoned a male escort. In his defence Boy George states that he did not hang the escort by a hook whilst he perform… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
This month will be totally Super, Spastic, Japseye for those born within the influence of Jim Bowen. The 14th will bring fear and pain as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse decide to pop r… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
This week Dick Manly has been investigating the disturbing rise of sexual harassment in the workplace. Having based most of his research on websites such as 'Naughty Office' and 'Bang My She… Read More
2007-09-12 15:41
There is trouble afoot for those born within the influence of Dave Dickinson. On the 15th you will be mistaken for a Mahogany table and sold at auction for a disappointing profit. Woodworm a… Read More
2007-08-28 14:22
Fed up with Chin Scrapes?Upper Lip Chaffe becoming a social issue?Well suffer no more...!Developed using revolutionary weave technology and produced by Cambodians , Fox&Badger proudly pr… Read More
2007-08-25 10:58
Those born within the influence of Dolly Parton will find that working 9 to 5 is no longer an option following lengthy leg surgery to correct a lazy Hambone.On the 11th you will discover tha… Read More
2007-07-18 10:52
After losing several fingers and a small portion of my bell end in the tape machine, the Phillip Hitech theme tune is once again working. Just press play. Enjoy the aural sensations created… Read More
2007-07-16 09:04
Those born within the influence of Tori Spelling will find that despite lack of talent, looks and full brain function; they will star in several low grade movies this month.On the 23rd you w… Read More
2007-07-07 13:15
My name is Derek but everyone calls me Flid Boy and I need operations.A new boy started in our class yesterday. His name is Jib Jab and he comes from PacManistan. He likes to piss in a bucke… Read More
2007-06-06 12:48
Spirograph TV have announced the launch of their latest quiz-soap-detective-docu-drama, MANBONE.MANBONE will follow the exploits of Detective Crusty MANBONE as he seeks to get a question rig… Read More
2007-06-01 13:13
Those born within the twin influence of Little and Large will find themselves attacked by sudden and violent flatulence this month. This will be to such a degree that simultaneous launch in… Read More
2007-04-28 08:21
Starting today The Adventures of Phillip Hitech are proud to bring you the first in our serialisation of 'The Oxford Pocket Book of Ass'. You will not find this exclusive anywhere else! No… Read More
2007-04-21 11:41
Those born under the star of Leonard Nimoy will find everything becoming highly illogical on the 23rd. This feeling will increase in intensity until finally you are unable to comprehend the… Read More
2007-04-20 09:42
Shilpa Shetty has been named the second most hazardous substance on earth, beating both weapons grade Plutonium and Lava. Though highly dangerous to look at or touch Shilpa was still denied… Read More
2007-03-14 11:21
Those born under the star of Nigella Lawson need to take extra care of their legs this coming weekend. A knee related injury is on the cards and this may involve Lettuce of the Knee Bone… Read More
2007-01-24 12:57
Here at Hi-Tech Towers we truly believe in diversifimication; to diversify being to live, to live being not to die, to die being to become stagnant smelly ho's.Alan Scrotum knows an awful lo… Read More
2007-01-10 12:30
Those born under the star of Brian Blessed will experience an uncomfortable feeling that nobody actually likes them around the 21st of January.Trust that inner feeling as it is totally true… Read More
2007-01-08 17:31
Kiddie Fiddler Inc launches its new swim wear range for summer 2007.Made from a highly durable and stain resistant material, peedo trunks are machine washable at low temperatures.Hang out in… Read More
2006-12-08 11:37
Those born under the star of Fred Dibnah will most likely feel a tightening of the anal purse strings this month as Christmas attempts to screw them up the ass.WARNING: Astromological readin… Read More
2006-10-10 19:16
Heathrow Terminal evacuated after suspicious bag discoveredA man was arrested under the Terrorism Act after a terminal at Heathrow Airport was evacuated today because of a suspicious ball ba… Read More
2006-08-27 02:59
Further oil has been added to the fire of Planetoid debate as Mr Fritz Von Cavanagh succesfully spewed his own ring piece into space. Baffled Astonomers were amazed at the discovery of what… Read More
2006-08-08 04:47
Spot the difference and win 1000 Kruntz!Here is your chance to win 1000 tax free Kruntz to spend on the oral pleasure of your choice. To win this outlandish prize just spot the difference be… Read More
2006-08-03 11:02
Brown Star Records are proud to announce the signing of the bad boys of Punjabi ghetto rap The New Sikhers. Born to a brown wind but with aural licks as sweet as vaginal honey, the 5 Punjab… Read More
2006-08-02 13:22
Today the Larry Hagman institute of Applied creams announced that there are indeed Rivers and lakes on Titan, moon of Saturn and uncle to several meteors. A spokesman told us;"This discovery… Read More
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