10.  Reading every book I can get my hands on about Yoga.

9.   Writing what will surely be a Football-less frustration-fueled profanity-laced 2nd children’s album.

8.  Sid and Marty Krofft Club with the fellas (We’ll rotate houses but I call club President).

7.  At Random moments, in random places, shouting out, “YOU GOTTA HOLD ON TO THE DAMN BALL!”  Just for old-time’s sake.

6.  Feigning injuries to get out of yard work.

5.  Setting up group playdates where our kids have chicken fights on the monkey bars while we run suicide-pools to bet on the winners.

4.  On Sundays only speaking to people Scream Rock style.

3.  Spending more time with my kids since I work at home and see them all-day every day and really football is not in part an escape from them where I get to have some privacy while I enjoy an adult activity and really I don’t think that without this release of watching football I will possibly become more irritable and maybe even take some solid steps toward insanity because I love spending every waking moment with my kids and only doing kid-related activities so WON”T THAT BE GREAT!!!!

2.  Finally getting the DVDs and getting caught up on Gossip Girl, The View, The Bachelor and Dancing With the Stars.  Oh wait, sorry, that is the Top 10 things I’ll be doing if Hell freezes over.  My mistake. 

and

1.  Increasing my predicted life-span by overcoming my male instinct of suppressing my emotions and instead sobbing uncontrollably every Sunday from 10:00 am to 9:00 pm (PST) during the months of September – February.