Madison-
So a person spots a man lying face down on the grass and calls 911, afraid the guy is dead or something. Nearby, a police office is inspecting a car parked on the side of the road. The cop comes and finds Devin R. McQuade really drunk and sleeping it off. He then arrests him, charges him with drunk driving, and careless driving.

I would think public intoxication would be acceptable, but when did the boys in blue get to start giving DUIIs for being passed out on the grass in the park?