2009-09-08 19:49
Monroe-The boys in blue received a call that a young male wearing a bikini was trespassing at a car dealership. Details from the police report: John Hudson was wearing women's lingerie and f… Read More
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A collection of zany antics of criminals, wanna-be crooks, and the boys in blue.
2009-09-08 19:29
Cassel- Young, reckless, and driving around with a keg in their car. During a routine traffic stop for tail lights, these boys decided to run from the cops. How to hide the evidence? Let's… Read More
2009-09-08 19:19
Halifax- It starts when a red SUV slams into the back of a car at a light, causing that car to hit another. Then the SUV flees the scene and hits another car a few blocks away. This car is… Read More
2009-09-08 03:41
New Jersey- The boys in blue received a report that someone was having too much fun in a parking lot. When they showed up, they found that he was in a stolen car, and quickly arrested him… Read More
2009-09-08 03:28
Sheffield- If you live in a country where having guns is illegal, you probably shouldn't post pictures of yourself sporting one on the internet... Especially if you are a gang member and wa… Read More
2009-09-08 03:12
Carson City-Speeding around when you have an outstanding warrant isn't a good idea. Neither is jumping from a moving vehicle to flee on foot. After deciding to run from the cops, Shawn Sulli… Read More
2009-09-03 22:02
Madison- So a person spots a man lying face down on the grass and calls 911, afraid the guy is dead or something. Nearby, a police office is inspecting a car parked on the side of the road… Read More
2009-09-03 21:04
Reno-Instead of counseling teenagers on drug abuse, David John Miele decided to show them how it was done. After stealing the company van and hooking up with a hooker, he over-dosed on meth… Read More
2009-09-03 20:48
South Philadelphia- Deciding to run a red light was the latest in a series of bad moves by Mark Smith. Another was stashing 5 kilos of heroin in his trunk. Cops pulled him over for the traf… Read More
2009-09-03 20:21
Ephrata- A man charged with robbing a bank is claiming to have only done it so he could go to jail and leave his wife. Anthony Miller has finally got his divorce, but at the cost of spendin… Read More
2009-09-03 20:11
Bear, While robbing the Artisans Bank, three gunmen left the keys to their escape car inside the bank. The quick-thinking tellers had locked the door, and the thieves were forced to leave t… Read More
2009-09-03 20:04
Frederick-A man attempted to get a clerk to accept marijuana in exchange for his gas. The attendant refused, and then called the cops. They found more drugs in his car, and now this clueless… Read More
2009-09-01 18:28
Fort Lauderdale- Police set up "Operation Show Me The Money" to trap crooks. Using a fake stimulus fund, the boys in blue sent out letters to people with outstanding warrants informing them… Read More
2009-09-01 17:52
East Peoria-A woman came outside to see a man inside her car attempting to hot wire it. After she confronted him, he fled the scene, only to turn up at the police station later trying to get… Read More
2009-08-31 16:55
Cocoa- The press came swarming when news was leaked of two underage girls working at a local strip club. Hoping to get the goods on the incident, instead they came face-to-face with the gir… Read More
2009-08-31 03:23
Tampa- So this poor woman gets a call from her husband, an upstanding pastor of the Seventh Day Adventist Church of Reform. He tells her that he has been kidnapped, but not to panic- he is… Read More
2009-08-22 20:29
Dearborn Heights- Remember the scandal from 2006 about the cop who confiscated marijuana from a crook, and then went home and made brownies? He then called 911 and told them that he and his… Read More
2009-08-22 19:04
Shorewood- A lady went to her daughter's house and fed her cat while she was out of town. Now her daughter is attempting to get her charged with a crime. What, illegal feeding of a feline? Read More
2009-08-22 05:00
Brooklyn- A man was exiting his apartment when his landlord asked for help moving a heavy appliance. The man demanded $20 for his assistance, and then threatened to kill him when his landlo… Read More
2009-08-20 17:01
Cambridge-A woman was accosted by a man in the grocery store who asked to take a picture of her high heels... and then kissed and LICKED her foot. He is now wanted for assault Read More
2009-08-20 02:37
Lancaster-A homeless man was caught huffing aerosol, and the officers tried to take his can. When he resisted, they let loose with their latest toy- a newer model taser gun. The suspect then… Read More
2009-08-20 02:35
Durham-A group of angry citizens has posted signs warning people zooming by that they will be shot... with paint balls. Do they know this is illegal if they actually do it? Read More
2009-08-20 01:51
Jacksonville-A man who had a few too many got mad because his family had hid all the alcohol from him. So he called 911. And then got arrested for misusing the emergency number Read More
2009-08-19 01:44
Santa Barbara- When a camp stove sparked a blaze in the forest, 88, 650 acres of forest burned. Unfortunately for the campers, their illegal garden containing 30,000 marijuana plants was the… Read More
2009-08-18 22:41
Bielefeld- Police slowed next to a man on a moterized wheel chair to see how he was doing. He had had a few drinks that day, and decided to make a break for it. An officer tried to run him… Read More
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