I was informed by my vast network of spies that an indescribable creature of evil and torment had taken residence in my absence from Plurals. I lept to my computer to find that while true… Read More

WHO'S EMPLOYED? WHO? OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ME. WHO FINALLY HAS A JOB? OH, I DO.OH, OH.MONEY IN THE BANK.YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.(regular posting will… Read More

So I kept not posting because I kept trying to catch up, but after being a week behind and 9+ pages of cartoons of last week, I figured the longer I put it off it would become just a vicious… Read More

Summer is really boring. I do really boring things. I was told to post about the boring things I do, even they're really boring. I've decided I'm going to post every day from now on, so look… Read More

This is David I will occasionally post on this blog.Sometimes about Jews and sometimes about Freshly Squeezed Orange Jews.Random facts about me:Anything I say is a boldfaced lie and can not… Read More

Yeah, I haven't posted. Shut up. It's not like my summer has been particularly eventful or anything, I just suck.I went to Hopkins to visit Hans:Random:Also, check out the Good Guys page for… Read More

I realized I mentioned bros in my last post, but haven't explained them. Unforgivable.Bros:Day: Read More

Sorry I haven't been posting. I've been "focused on studies." And by "focused on studies," I mean I've been sitting on facebook and pretending to do papers.Things that happen in my classes:I… Read More

These are notes from a class I take. If you can't read my handwriting, that kinda sucks. When you see someone writing in blue pen, that means it's David. You can learn about David and other… Read More

Most of today I've been sitting in a lounge without my shoes, listening to people have too-loud sex while it storms outside and I recover from pulling an all-nighter to do an 8 page paper. A… Read More

I went to a party recently. Why was this party awesome? There was a period of time where everyone was screaming drunkedly to the Pokemon theme song. Yes.And a StoryAnd Life AdviceStoner Coll… Read More

These are notes from a class I take. If you can't read my handwriting, that kinda sucks. When you see someone writing in blue pen, that means it's David. You can learn about David and other… Read More

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