2009-11-18 00:43
TAIWANESE ONLINE HUNK LURES 20 WOMEN INTO HIS BEDA Taiwanese man has been cuffed for allegedly posing online as a "youthful male model" and persuading up to 20 females to have sex with his f… Read More
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an effing hilarious commentary on the stupid news stories of the day, and the stupid people involved in those stories.
2009-11-18 00:41
What the FUCK are these parents laughing and high-fiving about? I don't care if you're the ugliest motherfucker on the planet or an adorable little girl. As Herm Edwards said, "You. Play. To… Read More
2009-11-17 22:30
MINNESOTA MAN GETS LIFE IN PUNCHING DEATH OF FETUS"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."Dameon Gatson paid his friend $40 to p… Read More
2009-11-17 22:01
What do you think? Just a bump on the head? Legit concussion? I say concussion at least. Her brain could've exploded for all I know.And how about little Florence Nightingale over here? Your… Read More
2009-11-16 03:20
RUSSIAN CANNIBAL WHO ATE HIS MOTHER GIVEN LIGHTER SENTENCE BY JUDGE WHO SAYS 'HE WAS STARVING, HE NEEDED TO EAT'A cannibal who killed and ate parts of his mother had his sentence reduced by… Read More
2009-11-10 05:52
DEAD RABBIT THROWING CONTEST BANNEDA contest that involves children seeing how far they can throw dead rabbits has been banned in New Zealand following outcry from animal welfare campaigners… Read More
2009-11-10 05:30
MUGGERS ATTACK TWO-YEAR OLD GIRL(Who punches a baby? Apparently these bitches do.)A two-year-old girl was punched in the head by two teenage girls during an attempted robbery in north-west L… Read More
2009-11-06 03:43
Hot damn does this kid have some moves or does this kid have some moves?! And his old man is loving it!! At first the guy on stilts must have been pissed when he had his spotlight stolen, bu… Read More
2009-11-06 03:41
JUDGE: MAN WHO BIT NEIGHBOR DURING CLINTON TOWNSHIP SCUFFLE USED HIV AS A WEAPONClinton Township's Daniel Allen could face up to 15 years in prison after a judge today ordered him to stand t… Read More
2009-11-06 03:40
KORDEZA ZHELYAZKOVA, 11, GIVES BIRTH ON WEDDING DAYKordeza Zhelyazkova was still wearing her wedding dress and tiara when she arrived at hospital and gave birth to little Violeta.The schoolg… Read More
2009-11-06 03:38
MAN SAYS UNITED DENIED HIM FIRST CLASS SEAT DUE TO TRACK SUITA corporate executive with electronic retail giant Best Buy says a United Airlines gate agent denied him a seat in the first clas… Read More
2009-11-06 01:38
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER IS A FEMALEEdinburgh University professors Gerald Lincoln and David Baird say Rudolph cannot be a male because female reindeer still have antlers at Christm… Read More
2009-11-06 01:23
If this isn't one of the saddest fucking things you've ever seen......well, then I respect you because you must have seen some fucked up shit in your day.VERDICT:a goddamn shame Read More
2009-11-04 04:12
THE WOMAN WHO CAN'T STOP ORGASMINGGUARANTEE: This is a good one.I had my first orgasm at the age of 17. I was sitting at my desk at school when all of a sudden, I felt a warm, pulsing feelin… Read More
2009-10-17 05:27
Call me crazy, but I just don't get it. Is this still the effects of dropping nuclear bombs on Japan? I mean, I understand the concept of lost in translation or whatever, but this level of c… Read More
2009-10-16 21:25
Jiminy freaking Christmas!! Imagine getting on the bus for work in the morning, minding your own business reading The World is Retarded on your iPhone, when all of a sudden this shit goes do… Read More
2009-10-14 19:59
B.A. MAN CHARGED IN REPORTED HARMONICA ATTACKAccording to Decai Liu’s arrest report, his roommate was in the bathroom getting ready for work when Liu burst in and started beating him w… Read More
2009-10-14 02:17
BROTHERS SENTENCED FOR ATTACKING AND URINATING ON THEIR GRANDMOTHERVideo Courtesy of KSL.comWell that headline just about says it all. My only question is, how do 2 dudes go to jail for 1 ye… Read More
2009-10-13 02:10
STATE OFFICIALS FIND SEXUAL ABUSE AT ST. LOUIS PARK NURSING HOMEState investigators are reporting that a nursing assistant at a St. Louis Park nursing home sexually abused a resident who has… Read More
2009-10-13 02:08
MIAMI METROZOO PERFORMS EYE SURGERY ON GORILLAAm I crazy or does that picture look fucking absurd? Since when do we perform eye surgeries on animals?MIAMI -- A 42-year-old gorilla with sever… Read More
2009-10-07 02:29
TAINTED BURGER LEADS TO STEPDAD'S ARRESTBoogers, farts, and drunk stepdads. And this, my friends, is the kind of hard hitting news story that get Matt Lauer and Tom Brokaw wet in the morning… Read More
2009-10-06 18:46
COPS: WOMAN FRIED, ATE GOLDFISH AMID FIGHT WITH EXHow the fuck is this even news? OK, so she fried the goldfish, which is either really fucking weird or really fucking delicious, but I mean… Read More
2009-09-29 18:16
Thanksgiving is a great holiday. Get stoned in front of your family. Watch football. Stuff your fucking face. Drink a shitload of wine. Go to sleep. See ya next year.But you can bet your bot… Read More
2009-09-29 14:17
FORMER TERRORIST WANTS TO BE A LAWYERIts in Canada so who the fuck cares, but is this guy fucking serious? I'd hire this guy as my lawyer the same day I put my laptop away and go back to rub… Read More
2009-09-29 03:43
NJ COP ROBERT MELIA TAPED HAVING SEX WITH COWSHistory is littered with landmark court rulings that have helped to shape our world. Roe vs Wade. Plessy vs Ferguson. Brown vs the Board of Ed… Read More
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