2023-11-03 14:03
Most articles, books, movies, TV shows, and foreplay are twice as long as they should be.
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2023-09-30 10:44
The list of things that shouldn’t happen to a dog forms an interesting cul-de-sac in the public discourse. According to finance writer Jane Bryant Quinn, “What happens to whistle… Read More
2023-09-29 11:52
The First Principle of Electronic Communication was defined in a cartoon in the July 5, 1993, edition of the New Yorker. There are two dogs in the cartoon. One, who is seated at a &helli… Read More
2023-09-18 13:32
Your sun is in debt, your moon is in denial, even the planet Immodium can’t help you if you have the leftover Szechuan pork for lunch. Later this week fortune smiles on you. Beware, it… Read More
2023-09-17 14:04
Buddy’s fondness for irony mutated into a full-blown paradoxical reaction to life. Dandruff shampoo turned him into a blizzard with feet. Cough medication made him sputter. His deodora… Read More
2023-09-16 15:05
Fetch was not like other pugs. Whenever people were eating, he stared at their feet as though it were high noon at the OK Corral and he was Wyatt Earp; and if a foot moved … Read… Read More
2023-09-16 11:38
His great joy had always been causing people to choke by saying something funny just as they were taking a sip of beverage. His wife always guarded against this amusement, but one night he … Read More
2023-09-14 15:14
Is this name taken?Meghan Markle will launch her branded perfume any second now. The super scent has been nearly two years in the making. Countless beavers, deer, and sperm whales have been… Read More
2023-09-03 12:31
The tan, lightly sweated college student jogging up the leafy street did not change stride when the octogenarian blew pot smoke up her ass from the safety of his front porch, sixty feet away… Read More
2023-08-21 12:25
The trans movement is not without anything if it is not without a sense of humor, irony, fair play, and style. Trannies too often behave like straight-up, humorless bullies, vicious, eye-gou… Read More
2023-08-11 14:27
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joseph R. Biden extended a hand to the gay and lesbian community last night when he announced that he was going to ask Congress to approve the creation of… Read More
2023-08-10 12:57
Left to my own devices, which is seldom a good idea, I decided to bring Lady Chatterley’s Lover to school to share with my friends. I had read the newly released, previously… Read More
2023-08-06 12:50
The school-bus yellow school bus rattled down Meeting House Road with twenty or so prep school students on board. They were escorted by a history teacher with red-orange hair at the wheel, a… Read More
2023-07-26 10:14
My father had a cliché for every occasion. One of his favorites was “Never look a gift horse in the mouth.” I often wondered if that applied to gift pussy, but the old man… Read More
2023-07-05 11:33
The first time I saw an obedience class at a dog show, I thought it was done with mirrors.I was particularly suspicious of the drill in which contestants told their dogs to lie down and &hel&hell…Read More
2023-06-16 13:09
This ain’t your grandfather’smarijuana, Skippy.WEST GOSHEN TWP, PA–The average American pick-up truck has gained 1,142 pounds since 1990. The average American, about t… Read More
2023-06-15 09:31
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find c… Read More
2023-05-10 05:01
HOBOKEN, N.J. – John Wiley & Sons, publishers of the gratingly familiar black-and-yellow Dummies books, has sold more than 200 million of those jive, patronizing critters since&nbs&hell…Read More
2023-04-28 12:54
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–The Tao Te Ching, a book of ancient Chinese wisdom, is roughly 2,500 years old, but nobody has figured out what it means yet. The last person who spoke the ancient Ch… Read More
2023-03-30 08:53
Gemstones, colors, and planetary alignment are the traditional ingredients in the astrological stew. Unfortunately they emphasize nature to the exclusion of nurture, thereby yielding one-dim… Read More
2023-03-23 11:56
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Imagine you are a fourteen-year-old girl and you discover that your father wants to hook up with you because you resemble your late mother. You’ve unfriende… Read More
2023-02-13 02:39
WEST GOSHEN, PA—Today we sing the praises of the one-hit wonder (OHW)—pop music’s most prodigious benefactor, the artist who keeps on giving even after he or she… Read More
2022-12-20 11:03
Cultural appropriator
Inspiration, like god, works in mysterious ways. Just the other day we were inspired by a piece we saw on the Deadspin website, not a place where a person usually go… Read More
2022-10-09 13:24
WEST CHESTER, Pa.—Jesus once said, “The porn you will always have with you.” He was right. In fact, porn is multiplying faster than the loaves and fishes. Last year mor… Read More
2022-09-09 08:22
There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who go to restaurants that offer amuse-bouche and those that do not. For the sake of the uninitiated, an amuse-bouche (UH… Read More
2022-09-02 13:42
NEW YORK—High Times magazine estimates that 98 percent of all marijuana strains ever created have gone extinct, and more strains face the danger of extinction each day. Bedhead… Read More
2022-08-07 11:04
If Voltaire had not said, “Define your terms and the argument ceases,” we would have to pretend that he had, if only to poke a stick in the eye of the Woke Mob, which will no… Read More
2022-07-24 06:00
WEST CHESTER, PA—The civilized world was staggered yesterday by Jesus’ off-hand remark that there are roughly 150 people in heaven. That’s 1-to-the-5-plus-0 people. Per… Read More
2022-05-19 11:42
ORLANDO, Fla. – The identities of the jurors who found Casey Anthony not guilty of murdering her two-and-a-half-year-old daughter, Caylee, will be made public tomorrow amid fears t… Read More
2022-05-16 14:37
Mommy, why is Daddy’s pee-pee in your mouth?
HAMPTON ROADS, VA—People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ (PETA) latest campaign is likely to be its most controversial… Read More
2022-05-11 12:16
The potential overthrow of Roe v. Wade, according to many in the chatterverse, signals a trampling of all that’s good and holy that will make Sherman’s March to the Sea … Read More
2022-05-01 13:48
BENTONVILLE, Ark. – Wal-Mart will no longer sell Chinese toothpaste in its United States outlets. The global retail giant announced yesterday that it was taking this step as a result o… Read More
2022-04-29 11:36
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Despite their widespread use, parental controls have been a disappointment as a means of empowering children to control their parents’ Internet and televis… Read More
2022-04-27 09:55
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Like J.K. Rowling, who has not stopped writing since finishing the Harry Potter series, God may not have stopped writing after finishing The Bible, say some Chri… Read More
2022-04-25 11:13
WEST GOSHEN TOWNSHIP, Pa.–The Universal Brotherhood of the Confrontational Atheist (UBCA) will begin unbaptizing dead people next month, says the group’s founder, the Reverend Ph… Read More
2022-04-22 20:26
ATLANTA, Ga.–The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDCP) has issued a purple alert, its highest consumer warning, over the spread of naked yoga breast feeding (NYBF). The pra… Read More
2022-04-20 14:26
BOSTON, Mass. – Singles kicked off the elite dating site BeautifulPeople.com, the self-proclaimed “sexiest website in the world today,” are not taking their dismissal lying… Read More
2022-04-19 14:19
Brussels–Yin and Yang, one of the world’s most beloved and recognizable couples, has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split.
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2022-04-19 03:00
BALTIMORE, MD — Researchers at Johns Hopkins University’s School of Medicine’s Internal Research Department have demonstrated that the sixties, a period of mythical ren… Read More
2022-04-18 02:39
The boast of heraldry, the pomp of pow’r,And all that beauty, all that wealth e’er gave,Awaits alike th’ inevitable hour.The paths of glory lead but to the grave. &nbs&hell…Read More
2022-04-16 11:32
MOSCOW – Edward Snowden’s diva-like demands are responsible for his remaining sequestered in the transit zone of Moscow’s Sheremetyevo international airport. Mr. Snowden ha… Read More
2022-04-14 04:05
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–If you have been slinging words as long as we have, you believe that you can get away with phoning one in now and then, say, “repurposing” an article t… Read More
2022-04-13 12:19
WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—When was the last time you had a good laugh in the gastroenterology office? A really good laugh, not some tight-ass snortle, but a full-on, stuff-coming-out… Read More
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