Australia: Hum Toh SIX maarte hai..
South Africa: Hum toh Fours maarte hai...
India: Hum toh Bus Style Maarte hai...



Pakistan: Hum toh Coach ko hi maardalte hai...
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Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Dravid me CASTROL bharwao,
lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.