Santa goes in a plane and lands at bombay.
he starts shouting "bombay,bombay!!!

da airhostess tells him to "be silent"

Santa- "ombay,ombay!!!"
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Santa meets his old friend.
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Banta: Oye, iska kya matlab?

Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
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