Remember Pizza Rat, the rat who ate pizza from an NYC subway station? Well, it is Passover, so he can’t have that again until April 13th.

What can he have? He can have Matzo. Therefore, when he saw some, he made sure to grab it and take it back to his lair.

At least someone enjoys matzah. Even if it is a dirty rat, a rat I am going to name Jared Kushner. Too soon?