Here are the confessions of a pessimistic traveler.

1. The family with the most cranky and unhappy baby in the airport will be on my flight and not only that they will be sitting right near me. If I upgrade to business they will be in business too.
2. The tallest man in the airport will be on my flight. His legs are so long that they will encroach on my space no matter where I sit.

   The Kind Of Guy That Is Next To a Pessimist

3. The person who I will be behind for deplaning will be one of those that allows every single person to deplane before them. Leaving me stuck!
4. My flight will be delayed.

   Delayed!

5. If the flight is not delayed the cabin crew will be delayed.
6. If the flight and the cabin crew are not delayed then the plane that I am supposed to be going on will not have a parking gate.
7. There will be a confusing change of gate.
8. They will have every type of drink under the sun on board the aircraft, except for the one that I want.
9. If they did have the drink that I wanted on the flight then it will be taken by the guy who gets his drink just before me.
10. There will be a very long line to use the bathroom on the flight.
11. The fasten your seat belt sign will go on as soon as it is my turn to use the bathroom.
12. Oh ye, I didn’t get place in the overhead bin for my luggage because the guy in front of me decided to bring his kitchen sink as his “one personal item”.
13. The landing was smooth but there was no gate for us to park.
14. They found us a gate to park but they are having trouble with the jet bridge.
15. I got off the plane but they lost my bag that I had to check because there was no overhead space.

In the future I will travel with ElJet Private Jet Charter.

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