“Who’s that new GRO talking with Mamasan Lulu?” asks Chow Kah. “Pretty face but dressed like an officer worker. Must be boring to have her as company.” Mid-thir… Read More

Half-strangled by a bow-tie, Papa-san Yap -- owner of Hot Legs Niteclub -- croaks, “He who loves not women, wine, and song. He will be a fool his whole life long. Hence, I like to make… Read More

The wind is tickling the leaves of the canopy as Wati and Hussein trudge along a trail in the Sungei Pertak Recreational Forest. A romantic spot—waterfalls, fish sanctuary, Selangor Ri… Read More

Mummy Lulu lifts her penciled eyebrows. “You heard of David Carradine?” She picks up a Menglembu groundnut from a two-tiered plastic platter, cracks the brittle skin and tosses t… Read More

“Here’s my toast to patrons of Hot Legs Niteclub,” says Mummy Lulu, her voice like the caw of a crow. “Come in the evening or come in the morning; come when you've a… Read More

“May this Christmas sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true," says Jessica of Hot Legs Niteclub. “Wet kisses from me for those on my Nice List! Wet kisses… Read More

Cell phone in my hand, I toss my gaze from the news website to Jessica. My eyes linger from her white pumps to her shins, to her knees, to her thighs and up to her bare shoulders which suppo… Read More

“What’s your plan for Christmas?” Mummy Lulu asks, her too-plump body almost bursting the seams of a tight chiffon dress, with two massive breasts clamping her cell phone i… Read More

“On Thursday,” says Mummy Lulu, mama-san of Hot Legs Niteclub, “Carnegie Mellon University professor, Uju Anya, sent out a tweet: 'I heard the chief monarch of a thieving… Read More

Chow Kah flicks his gaze from the hardcover menu in his hands to Jessica sitting beside him on the plush leather sofa. “Jess, you know all the tricks in the book on flirting.” He… Read More

Ang Mor Sai (pix  above), Chow Kah's father, steps into Hot Legs Niteclub, saunters to the bar and climbs atop a stool.  "Hey, Suzanna," he cries to the barmaid (pix below), "get m… Read More

Hot Legs Niteclub & Karaoke in KL’s Bukit Bintang is pulsing energy like a madhouse and gorging hot funky music on its outside sidewalk.   Mummy Lulu dives into the Plati… Read More

Perched on a bar stool in Hot Legs Niteclub, Mummy Lulu taps the screen of her cell phone. “This is the procedure I’m going for next week.” She hands her cell phone to me a… Read More

Using my knuckles, I knock once on the teak door of Sifu Sabrina’s office in Low Yat Plaza, turn the knob and push it open. As I step inside with a plastic bag in one hand, cool air hi… Read More

[Photo credit: nst.com.my]“Congratulations to our police, especially the anti-terrorism division, for having arrested the cowards of the grenade attack on innocent patrons in Movida pu… Read More

I pull my car over to the visitor’s parking lot, yank the handbrake up and get out. I press my remote control and the car headlights blink once and a beep sounds. I hike on sneake… Read More

   Some men come home frustrated after a disappointing evening in a nightclub. The reason? Having chosen the wrong hostess. Mummy Lulu of Hot Legs Niteclub & Karaoke gives tips… Read More

I pull my car over to the visitor’s parking lot, pull the handbrake up and get out. As I walk to the security booth at the entrance of Jessica's condominium, I lock my car with the rem… Read More

[Pixs of models for illustration only]His face beaming with amusement, Chow Ask asks, “Why is a vibrator like a piece of tofu?”“Eh?” I scratch my head. “No idea… Read More

[Pixs of models for illustration purpose only]“There’s a hot gal in my office and I’m trying to get close to her,” Chow Kah says as he flips the menu. “Jess, yo… Read More