Alright, folks, let’s dive headfirst into the absolute calamity that is world news. So, Israel’s army trying to hit the pause button on daytime fighting just so they can ramp up… Read More

Listen, folks, I gotta talk to you about something that’s been sticking in my craw. Young voters, supposedly the future of humanity, primarily powered by energy drinks and memes, getti… Read More

Folks, get ready to buckle up! We’re diving into the deep, murky waters of American politics once again! Yes, that’s right, it’s time for another thrilling episode of &ldqu… Read More

Every time I turn on the television or scroll through social media, there he is: Donald Trump, like a recurring nightmare, but one that you can’t help but watch because, hey, who doesn… Read More

Let me get this straight, Prince Harry, who had the cushiest gig on the planet—being a prince—is now in some sort of tiff over security? Seriously? This is the guy who had more p… Read More

So, Olaf Scholz wants more team spirit as a “budget showdown looms”. Let me get this straight. We have a looming financial crisis, and our big solution is to cheerlead our way th… Read More

Let’s talk about the upcoming 2024 election. Specifically, let’s talk about how young conservatives are apparently enthusiastic, and friends, I think we should be very, very scar… Read More

You know, some days the world is a confusing place. Like, why in the name of everything holy are we still talking about Elon Musk? The man is about as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roo… Read More

Let’s dive right into it, folks. The title alone is enough to make you spit out your coffee while laughing. A father plotting to convict his son in federal court? If my dad ever tried… Read More

Oh, the GOP! The Grand Old Party or should I say, the “Great Ongoing Problem.” It’s like watching a soap opera that’s been on too long. You know, the ones where every… Read More

Listen, I’ll never understand how these world leaders operate. They gather at G7 summits like bees at a honeycomb, swarming and buzzing around, pretending like they have any clue what… Read More

Our world has gone completely bananas. Bananas, I tell you! Here’s the latest evidence of this insanity: Polish F-16s are flying over Warsaw because Russian strikes were, what, hitting… Read More

Let’s talk about Apple. Yes, Apple, the beloved tech giant that’s somehow managed to convince every hipster with a trust fund that they need a $1,500 phone to survive. These guys… Read More

Alright, folks, grab your ponchos and knee-high boots because we are about to wade through the latest disaster that Florida has decided to serve up like an all-you-can-eat buffet of insanity… Read More

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round because today, we’re cracking open a dusty, old papyrus scrap and decoding an account of teenage Jesus. Yep, that’s right—a story… Read More

Imagine, if you will, a room full of older voters who are finally waking up from a long, long nap. I’m talking Rip Van Winkle-level of slumber, folks. These are the same people who pro… Read More

Let’s talk about Microsoft and their latest blunder. It’s like watching a friend take a sharp turn on a wet road while texting their ex. You want to scream don’t do it! but… Read More

I gotta say, folks, we live in a time where reality is stranger than fiction and more frustrating than a busted coffee maker on a Monday morning. Nathan Wade’s team interrupting a CNN… Read More

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s talk about Donald Trump trying to steal the youth vote. Yes, you heard that right. The man who looks like he was sculpted from a block of orange cheese now… Read More

You know what really gives me a migraine? The fact that Congress seems to think they’re participating in the newest reality TV show spin-off: Congressional Survivor – Contempt Is… Read More

Well folks, here we are again. I know it’s hard to believe, but ex-President Donald J. Trump is leading the pack. Yes, you heard me right. The man who brought us covfefe, the grand arc… Read More

Alright folks, buckle up because our Commander-in-Chief, Joe Biden, is off to Italy. Yeah, that’s right, Italy. Not for the pizza, not for the art, not even for the gelato. He’s… Read More

Folks, I hope you’ve buckled your seatbelts because we’re about to take a ride through the bureaucratic wonderland that is our government. Yay, right? I mean, who doesn’t l… Read More

You know, there’s something about living in the year 2023 that feels a lot like we’re stuck in some bizarre Mad Libs game designed by a teenager on a sugar high. First off, Donal… Read More

Right, folks, gather around, because I’ve got a tale that will leave you scratching your head so hard you’ll need a tetanus shot. So, President Joe Biden. You might know him&mdas… Read More

I never thought I’d see the day when Hunter Biden would do something to make Donald Trump’s narrative implode faster than a white shirt in a spaghetti-eating contest. But here we… Read More

Holy mother of God, are we really considering mandatory military service now?! It’s like we’ve journeyed back in time, picked up some crazy ideas, and decided to plop them smack… Read More

Let’s talk about the international financial crisis that no one’s talking about: the great Thai stock exodus. If you thought the latest reality TV show offered enough drama, let… Read More

Oh great, another piece of technology to remind us how obsolete we are. Restaurants are placing big bets on cooking robots. That’s right, you’re not human enough to flip a burger… Read More