I have been ridiculously busy with work and haven't been able to post anything for a while now.So a little catch-up...I haven't seen Jason since he showed up at my doorstep, thank fuck.My fr… Read More
So guess who shows up on my doorstep today? My bastard ex-boyfriend Jason. (For those of you who don't know, i caught Jason banging some bitch from the bakery on our holiday in France). He e… Read More
I feel so healthy and virtuous right now, it’s ridiculous. I’ve been going to the gym everyday and working out until I’m drowning in my own sweat (I know, it’s sexy r… Read More
Worst. Hangover. Ever.So I woke up today with a pounding headache and that horrible dry mouth that you get after a ridiculously excessive amount of alcohol. Then I rolled over to the sight o… Read More
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