No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar!

Be stupid, be funny, be dumb, if that's who you are.
Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid.
so be yourself.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of taking rest before getting tired!

I can resist anything except temptation!

I found there was only one way to look thin... hangout with fat people!

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