Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in Packing her clothes.
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Husband: "Where are you going?"
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Wife: "I'm Moving to my mother."
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife: "Now where are you going?"
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Husband: "I'm also moving to my mother."
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Wife: "And what about the kids?"
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Husband: "Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and
I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother."
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Clothes unpacked.
Doctor : How is your headache ?
Patient : She's out of town.
Wife : "Why are you home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"