Her Majesty's most Britannic Minister for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets has dealt the Heathen Chinee a jolly old dressing-down for treating Hong Kong like a colony full of lesser breeds. The perilous non-whites have adopted measures allowing the disqualification of "unpatriotic" members from Hong Kong's parliament, with the subtle and cunning proviso that unpatriotic does not mean the same in the