Alas! could a gaffe be much b****r, Or any more likely to tr****r Among PC groaners And Marxist Remoaners All species of un-British sn****r? Our Party must take back control For glory of white working prole: We've no racist bents, It's just common sense: Our glorious, thousand-year role! No manger is long without dog, Each Bullingdon boy has his hog, Our ninnies are picked, The saboteurs licked