OMG. This is the year 2023. Are we still doing this?

Today, Hamas launched a surprise attack on Israel. Just what the world needs right now. I had to ask Alexa, “What is Hamas.” She said it is a dip made out of chickpeas. LOL.

I had to then get up and google it on my laptop. Hamas is a militant movement and one of the Palestinian territories’ two major political parties. So, basically, stupid cavemen.

I swear. This Shit has been going on for thousands of years. Can’t they just work it out? Whatever it is?

Now the US, which for some reason, stands behind Israel, is going to have to support this silly war by sending arms and money that we need to be using right here to get ourselves out of multiple end-of-the-word scenarios. We need to just mind our own business and let the lower creatures fend for themselves. Let them fight it out and settle it once and for all, otherwise this will go on for another thousand years. We’ve already prolonged the Ukrainian war much longer than was necessary with our meddling.

I think it has something to do with everyone wanting to live in a tiny area. Dammit, people, There’s plenty of desert to go around. Find another place to live if that’s your problem.

If the U.S. starts investing in this war, it might even push me to vote for Trump, and that’s pretty serious ’cause I can’t stand him.

If the Earth can’t get its shit together, we’ll never be asked to join the Federation of Planets.