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TikTokNo matter how old we get, it seems, there’s a part of us that always feels like we’re faking adulthood. Like, excuse me: who signed off on allowin… Read More
TikTokEvery now and then, my husband jokes about the “magic counter†in our house. Generally he does this after I tell him he’s left c… Read More
CrocsOur generation is deeply unserious. We love nothing more than a pop culture meme (Moo Deng, anyone?), revel in being read to filth by our kids, and still quote SpongeBob SquarePants on… Read More
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Nikola Stojadinovic/E+/Getty ImagesI am always overwhelmingly proud to be the mother of three daughters. I say it like a Jane Austen novel, I call them “my little women,&a… Read More
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TikTokBetween all the appointments, blood work, and ultrasounds — to say nothing of the fact that your body feels completely different — in its worst mo… Read More
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IMDBI’ve rewatched My So-Called Life pretty regularly since I was 16 — and when I first saw it, I never identified so deeply with any charac… Read More
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Cavan Images/Cavan/Getty ImagesOur baby was 9 months old when my husband and I imploded our lives. The month prior, one of our two dogs died unexpectedly, and our other pup, Rex, was beside… Read More
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