2016-03-19 18:53
Mimi,I love you, dahling, but I feel I have to address this matter and not let it pass me by (unlike this because I'm done dealing with idiots like this woman).For years, no one's compared y… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
Dear Andy Dick,I've stopped caring about idiots like you. Have a nice day.Penny Woods(Pics: The Superficial, Ms. Special) Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Dear Matthew Knowles,Few pieces of music have brought me almost to tears.However, the samples on the Kids Rap Radio MySpace made me almost cry. I'm not saying that your music is actually ins… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Um, India.Arie?Judging by the date on the toilets, it's already too late, but you may want to hire a new PR person.I'm just sayin'.Penny(Pics: copyranter, Ms. Special) Read More
2008-12-09 03:52
Dear "Artie,"I heard that you gave the majority of Philadelphia a heart attack when you said a seven year-old sexually enticed a 40 year-old crackhead into having sex with her instead of ac… Read More
2007-01-23 21:16
Dear America, As of today, I am officially retiring from this blog.I enjoyed working on this blog for the past 11 months, but I do not have the desire to work on this blog any more. I reall… Read More
2007-01-07 15:21
Dear Mimi,Dahling, it goes without saying, but you shouldn't be talking to a bunch of teenagers while drunk (let alone drunk with a champagne flute in one hand).Especially when one of them s… Read More
2006-12-23 15:41
Dear Sean Combs,I know most of the world has seen this video, but I've just seen it this morning. (My life in the past few days has been hectic. I've had no time to sit down and actually w… Read More
2006-11-28 22:38
Dear, er, um, Atlanta's First Embarrassing Rappers Ying Yang Twins,I know this is for your new album and all...but, you know, you and I live in America and we have this little thing called "… Read More
2006-11-28 22:16
Hi, Akon!I know we just talked yesterday and all, but I think I need to talk to you again.Word is according to the SOHH Atlanta blog is that you're filming a reality show with your three wiv… Read More
2006-11-27 21:02
Dear Fabian Basabe,The New York Post reports that your lawyer, Mark Jay Heller, thinks that NYC police arrested you unfairly for recent drunk driving charges as well as for a suspended licen… Read More
2006-11-27 20:51
Hi, Akon!Just saw your new video on TRL while finishing the letter below.I immediately thought of this.Come on, Akon! This is America! You don't say you have three wives openly in America!… Read More
2006-11-27 20:36
Okay, Michael Richards,I didn't want to write another letter on this again, but I feel like I have to.You're still on the "Apologize to African-Americans Because I Don't Want My Career to Su… Read More
2006-11-21 07:11
Let me repeat something that I put on the sidebar recently: NO COMMENTS PROMOTING ANY WEBSITES. And when I say ANY, I mean ANY.Links to Blogger profiles are okay as well as linking a blog t… Read More
2006-11-20 23:04
To He Who Will Be Forever Known as Kramer:Finally caught that "performance" you did at the Laugh Factory, and, um...ooh.It's obvious that you need help with your alcohol consumption. In thi… Read More
2006-11-17 20:33
To Jim Jones:No one's going to take you seriously if you put out a diss track dissing Jay-Z on top of the original Jay-Z diss track, which was originally your song about whatever tired rap c… Read More
2006-11-15 17:43
Fergie, honey,You should think before you open your mouth.You said this to Vibe magazine:I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, &l&hell…Read More
2006-11-10 17:01
Dear Carmen Bryan,I wanted to write about this when I first saw it on Nah Right, but I was busy doing other business.You claim on the cover of your latest book that you're a "Hip-Hop Helen o… Read More
2006-11-08 01:04
Text:You finally dumped your nasty-ass husband!And since I didn't want to regurgitate what everyone else said on their blog, I decided to give you an e-card because you deserve it.Once again… Read More
2006-11-07 06:15
Dear America,As you can see, I've just started a MyBlogLog community for readers of my blog (and blog alone). I was inspired by Juicy to do this since she recently did the same thing. The… Read More
2006-11-04 02:54
Kanye,You've done it. You've finally done it. I've completely removed Late Registration from my hard drive. I'm also taking off any song that features you rapping on it. I'm subscribing t… Read More
2006-11-02 01:25
Um, person that is supposed to be married to Britney Spears,I know you had a show last night in LA where people booed you, but I'm perplexed by your sorry Halloween outfit. It's just like t… Read More
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