2016-03-19 18:53
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2016-03-19 18:53
CES'T MOI, SOY YO, IT'S ME!!I AM THE FATHER OF ANNA NICOLE'S BABY.It's like this, hmmm, lets see, well it was last January, I was in a bar in the Bahamas, I gotta admit I was sauced out of m… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
OK, SO IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING, LIFE HAS A WAY OF TAKING UP YOUR TIME AND AT THIS POINT I AM DEALING WITH THE IMMINENT DEATH OF MY FATHER.I WILL COME BACK AND DEVOTE… Read More
2007-02-06 13:06
I am here. I have not died. I will be posting soon Read More
2006-11-11 19:38
Do you think Bettie Page was the Sexiest woman of the 20th Century?Cast your vote at: [email protected] Read More
2006-11-11 19:35
REPUBLICANS GET STOMPED LIKE OLD SOUR GRAPES Well, as I predicted last week, the LOSERS lost and the winners will probably end up acting like a bunch of LOSERS in a couple of years.The best… Read More
2006-11-07 02:23
Greetings Nephews and Nieces. Well tomorrow is the big day, election day. Now how many of you are going to go vote? How many of you are going to go home after work and sit your fat butts in… Read More
2006-11-07 02:14
JUSTICE AT HANDLoudly proclaiming "Allah is great" Saddam Hussein stood in court today and learned of his fate. Three years after being deposed the former dictator, looking and sounding disd… Read More
2006-11-04 21:27
NEWS FLASH !The Rev.(really)The Rev. Ted Haggart admitted to a back rub and buying amphetamines from male prostitute. "I had a sore back and needed additional energy for a sermonthalon I was… Read More
2006-11-04 15:42
Hello Nephews and nieces, well I am back after a long and well deserved nap, okay so my nap lasted almost nine months, so call me sleeping beauty then! But at least I am back in time for the… Read More
2005-11-06 16:50
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2005-11-06 15:25
Bettie Page declared "PIN UP QUEEN" of the millenium beating out such notables as Queen Victoria, Mother Teresa, Marie Antoinette,Anne Coulter, Madonna and Hillary Clinton.Here are the votin… Read More
2005-10-28 00:11
KISS MY PUMKINS! Read More
2005-07-26 17:45
India hints at war with Pakistan over Kashmir: Part 17San Francisco peaceniks threaten campaign of whining and may burn US flagby Pancho Tchaivkovsky and C.C. Nouel in Brownsville, TexasThe… Read More
2005-07-21 17:03
Tight Neckties A Health Hazard Report Medical ExpertsLoosen up or pay the priceby Dan D. Lyon M.D. and Ludwig Van Volkswagen TGIF. in Brownsville, TexasMen should think twice about how tight… Read More
2005-07-20 01:28
Fully-grown male born from 21-year-old spermTriumph of IVF and prolonged sexual intercourseby Ludwig Van Wolkswagen in Brownsville, TexasA fully-grown male born from 21-year-old sperm is rep… Read More
2005-07-18 23:49
World's First Tongue Transplant Patient Doing WellWife ecstatic at prospect of a different kind of tongue-lashingBy Lasdilav Bromoseltzer, Ludwig Van Volkswagen and C.C. Nouel all in Brownsv… Read More
2005-07-17 14:38
THE "HARDEE HAR HAR" GAZETTEVol. 1, Number 1UNCLE LUDWIG PRESENTS: JOKES FROM HERE, THERE AND EVERYWHERE.The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them… Read More
2005-07-15 16:08
GOOD MORNING HINTS FROM UNCLE LUDWIG ...SORRY HELOISE1)If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be a… Read More
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