Over lunch –

Me: Eat your roti, you will finish at least one.
S: No I don’t like this. I don’t want to eat it.
Me: If you don’t eat the roti, don’t come asking me for something to eat in one hour. I won’t listen to you. You directly get dinner.
S: Why do you keep forcing me to do things all the time.
Me: Excuse me? I. AM. FORCING. YOU.? I will. You are still small. I’m not saying anything wrong.
S: NO. I’m not small. The dentist told me I can use adult toothpaste now. I have an adult tooth growing already. I am also an adult.

Wow.

That escalated quickly.

Hello Ramadan.