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A Story Of The Paper, Pencil And Eraser.
2023-10-11 07:05
The paper, pencil and eraserLong ago on a beautiful sheet of paper, a pencil drew olive trees, meadows, blooming flowers, gardens, and swings hanging from branches. Flowerpots and hand craft… Read More
THE WHITE HAIR
2023-09-28 13:34
I stood staring at the strand of white hair, entangled between my index and middle finger. My cornea tried to focus on it as the hair gently swayed, left to right – right to left. F… Read More
The Power Of Dua
2023-05-11 06:31
June 2022. “Beta, where is the toothbrush?” Mumma asked over a voice note. “Mamma, it’s in the small transparent pouch at the back of the bag.” I responded v… Read More
2023-04-11 04:48
I asked Mr. I. to write his name. He scribbles ‘SIRDI’It took me a moment to realize he wrote the letters backwards.But while that was happening, the Sirdi Sai Baba sound track s… Read More
2023-02-27 10:03
A writing prompt: Write about a time when things stayed the same Maa gently looks over me from behind as I am seated on a revolving bar stool. I sit in a room with white walls on three s… Read More
2023-01-26 14:15
Human two and his body parts. Paa: is this your forehead? Mr.I. : no, it’s only one head! Paa: aree, is this your forehead? Mr.I.: no 3 heads, mummy head, papa head, my he… Read More
When The Windows Wallpaper Came To Life
2022-12-28 16:11
Savings from a joint mommy venture, and monthly contributions mounted up to a sum that excited our little fantasy of a ‘Singaporean Sisters trip‘. We did not long to travel in… Read More
2022-12-21 05:07
Mr.I. compared to Ms.S. has less stories written about him. However, he is the second child, so I guess, it’s ok to not have much written about him. Who remembers the one who comes sec… Read More
2022-12-20 08:06
I crack jokes. I mean it just happens. It’s not intentional. However if you told me to crack a joke out of the blue, I’d say the lamest thing or the scenario below would take pla… Read More
2022-01-04 01:50
I’m destined to watch history itself time and again. Human 2, Mr.I., begins his journey at the same preschool Ms.S. went to. I sat with him for an hour on the first day, the ma… Read More
2021-10-07 13:37
QUARANTINE in the modern era has taken a different meaning. The STAY HOME NOTICE (SHN), a mandatory isolated stay of 14 days is required to be served at a government allotted facility with a… Read More
2021-07-30 03:18
Ms.S. dropped her toast on the floor scattering crumbs, sending me in a wild rage. Unfortunately, all I did was tell her to sit back on the chair and finish the toast. I picked the small… Read More
2021-06-16 14:23
They chose thier colors and filled the space, This time the canvas, was my face. Blue and purple, red and green The giggles and chuckles, The pressure on dark circles. I was… Read More
2021-04-20 15:34
My journey with pee -potty and then potty training has been quite adventurous. Listing the top 6 poopsicles below. Enjoy. 1. Pooping in the plane: Ms.S. and Mr. I. both have interest… Read More
2021-04-13 08:05
Over lunch –Me: Eat your roti, you will finish at least one. S: No I don’t like this. I don’t want to eat it. Me: If you don’t eat the roti, don’t come asking m… Read More
2021-04-09 02:44
Time, time is ticking right in front of my eyes. In between documenting one blog – to the next so much happens, I cant keep track! Ms.S. created an interesting video in Mandarin… Read More
2021-02-24 05:02
He stepped out of the bathroom, picked his pants and ran at full speed. I washed my hands and followed him so I could put his pants back on before he went in front of the mirror and star… Read More
2021-02-08 17:52
I wonder how many nights you stayed awake? How many hours you spent, and clothes you changed? I wonder if anybody ever asked you to take rest? Or offered a hot meal or give a time o… Read More
2021-01-27 23:35
Ok, we are super duper pooper late. Why? Sorry, I think my alarm did not ring, or I did not hear it. Maybe your phone is also tired Read More
2020-12-15 08:36
Ms.S. : Mummy. Can I have a stick, like a long stick?Me: Ok, for?Ms.S. : Mummy please, can you just make me a stick. I need a long stick.Me: Ok. (gathers 2 wooden skewers, tapes them, makes… Read More
2020-11-28 02:43
Mr.I. blabbers more and more each day, but i must applaud Ms.S., for she never spares a moment to boast about her little brother. To anybody, anywhere! Do you know my brother can sing… Read More
2020-11-24 07:34
Papa: B’coz of the virus no body can go to anybody’s house. Ms.S.: So robbers cant go to anybody’s house to rob? Papa: No. M.s.S.: So the bandages wont come to o… Read More
2020-11-24 06:59
Just like Ms.S. and Mr.I., My brother and I are 4.5 years apart. I am the elder one.The older child according to my existence is supposed to be motherly/fatherly to the younger sibling. Unfo… Read More
2020-11-06 06:37
The best part about poop stories is that after the initial disgust, wailing and cursing. My mother in law and I share a good laugh. I like that. But before we reach that state where our b… Read More
2020-10-28 02:34
Currently there are lots of victories we celebrate. Let me tell you one tale elaborately. Potty training: Mr. I. is currently enjoying running to the toilet everytime I feel he needs t… Read More
2020-09-26 07:11
Ma, can I be a horse? Sure, in your next lifetime. Be whatever you like. 5 mins later. Maa, I want to horse a meeting. Oh, you want to be a host? Sure Read More
2020-08-09 22:07
4:40am: giggling sounds 4:45 : time to morph in cow mode 4:50: loud giggling continues. 4:55 giggled stands, spins on it’s own axis 4:56: put finger on the lil and goes Shh Shh Shh… Read More
2020-07-13 16:23
This is factual information. Not to be found on Google. Husband excreted green stools today morning. He preferred to upload a sarcastic status on Facebook and  Google ‘green po… Read More
2020-06-27 16:22
Big Human Pa: This is a cruise ship. It’s a big ship. (pointing at a ship while reading to Ms.S. & Mr.I.) Big Human Ma:  Tourists from all over the world come here to go on cr… Read More
2020-06-12 17:17
Today we got featured on a local news website. I’m elated because. News. my previous blog ”lets post a letter” got picked for a feature story. I couldn’t be more hap… Read More
Lets Post A Letter.
2020-06-10 16:13
“Maa, Maa, will we meet our friends for EID?” “No No, on the Zoom meeting we shall greet.” “Maa Maa, when will COVID-19 go?” “Sigh, my love… Read More
The Zookeeper.
2020-04-30 15:56
I buttoned my shirt, but the collar stitch was loose. So I dug up my dusty makeup kit and pulled out a rusty safety pin. My stiff collar was perfect now. My hair always chooses to shine l… Read More
2020-04-08 11:52
“Maa, send the corn chicken recipe.” It was a way of indirectly letting mom know I was missing her. That, this lonely, hug-less being needed her embrace and presence more than… Read More
2020-03-09 04:41
HR: There are two projects. Me: ok. Enlighten me. HR: I’m not sure of the pay, but it’s going to be somewhat like a barter system. Me: What? I’m sorry. That’… Read More
2020-03-06 06:50
I always tell my daughter to wash her vagina when she goes to the bathroom. And I specifically use the word vagina. The other day we had guests at home. I told her I’m going to the… Read More
2020-03-05 19:25
I live with two monkeys dancing on my head. Every. Single. Day.I end up screaming like every Indian mother has since the beginning of time. Except, now with the whole revolution in societ… Read More
Here And After.
2020-02-27 01:08
Fabricating stories for strangers and smiles for the kin. Darkness at my doorstep, midnight forever on the other side. In hopes of seeing the sunrise, this insomniac peeps out of the… Read More
2020-02-18 14:44
human 2. Edgier, notorious and basically pumped version of Ms.S. He has four teeth now. He has just found out this week that his feet can do wonders. So I’ve keeps trying to walk… Read More
2020-01-15 06:51
Human two is an old Indian uncle in a pea body. He will take any remote controller and press random buttons. N then slap the shit out of it, coz it definitely doesn’t work to where he… Read More
2020-01-15 03:57
It’s called many names. Dump Shit Crap N you add good, holy and make it positive. What makes it positive? Exotic food, Curious tastebuds Excited stomach Adventurous intestines Supporti… Read More
2019-10-31 00:40
My mother in law has contracted an eye infection. When Ms.S had got an Eye infection I told her the reason was watching too much television. So when she asked what happened to grandma, I sai… Read More
2019-10-31 00:30
Yesterday I was sitting with a bunch of ladies at the mosque. We were chatting about how kids are a nuisance. And I’m proud to say I did not disappoint. In fact, I raised my hand and s… Read More
2019-10-04 05:44
Child 1: Ms.S.  1. 2 baths a day, 2. long oil massages, 3. 3 attire changes, 4. 50 clothes and accessories. 5. million Ooh and Aahs n Awws. 6. An array of food tasters and conditio… Read More
2019-10-03 18:04
You maybe be a tightrope walker. But I take bigger risks. 1. Opening a bag of chips in a room of snack sniffers 2. Opening a cold can of Fanta under nightmarishly sensitive ear drums of a 9m… Read More
2019-09-17 09:54
Me: We are going to keep it a secret ok. Like u got something special for mummy. Now we get something special for papa. Ok. Shhh. Ms.S.: Ok. So on my birthday you do something special ok. Me… Read More
2019-08-26 00:26
This tiny vessel heats up high, Without any fire from the outside. I wonder what’s wrong inside. Viral, viral is all I hear. it’s become a monthly visit The little body has to fe… Read More
2019-08-21 16:27
The Sunday sun shone bright, I snuggled beneath the sheets so tight. This Sunday was a little different. Not a budge, not a touch, Not a noise, not a cough. She went to the kitchen, She open… Read More
2019-08-11 08:32
My brother and I share the same age difference as Ms.S. and Mr.I. I know how this will go from here. I will compete with you because I know you shall be blur. I will take what is yours, beca… Read More
2019-08-02 11:12
Ms.S.: Mummy I am a free child? Me: Huh? Ms.S: You just said the game is a free child. Me: Free trial. Free trail. This game has a free trial Read More
2019-07-25 11:34
U want to play *whispers* sadako? Sadako in my language means giving out alms. Huh? U want to play sadako?? Sudoko Sure Read More
2019-07-09 14:24
Ms.S: Mummy, I need a loose tooth. Me: Why? Ms.S: So that the tooth fairy can come and give me a gift. Me: Who told you? Ms.S: Everybody. Me: Ok. When you get a loose tooth, we will see. Ms… Read More
2019-07-03 01:13
Ms.S., is getting difficult to command over now. Just 5 and she can say NO without any remorse of consideration of how much I sacrifice for her. So, I found a new helper. This is specifical… Read More
2019-06-26 09:59
Finish your worksheets! Then can I play with bhai? Yes. Then can I watch Tv? Yes. Then can I eat? Yes. Promise? Yes. Ok fine! Good. Alright. Let’s do one worksheet. That should make yo… Read More
2019-06-25 11:08
We were walking towards the playground. We reached the beginning of the playground. We were passing the centre of the playground. We walked past the playground. The playground was far from s… Read More
2019-05-30 16:48
The problem with a sick child in public: 1. Talks loudly 2. Traumatising tantrums 3. Child itself. I took Ms.S. to the polyclinic, she has been unwell for a few days. The buses here have sea… Read More
2019-05-28 06:18
Ms.S. Mummy can I do makeup n hairstyling? Me: ok, but can I finish praying first? Ms.S: no. Now Me: ok. Five mins only. Then after I finishing praying we can continue. Ms.S: ok. —- Ms… Read More
2019-04-09 15:53
Ms.S: Mummy there are two ways to talk. With your eyes and with your ears. You put your phone on the ear and listen. You put your phone in front and see. OK. Two types of talking. She learnt… Read More
2019-03-28 14:03
Ms.S: mumma, where are the UNO cards? Me: in the room, on the white table. (x3) A minute later from the room, Ms.S : MAAAA, WHERE ARE THE UNO CARDS? Me: ON THE WHITE TABLE! (X2) Ms.S comes o… Read More
2019-03-26 04:16
S: do you know, Gideon is cute. Me: ok. Why? S: He can spell my name. Me: there is no boy of that name in your class! S: he is not. He is big. Buggers be in K1 & K2! She found her senio… Read More
2019-03-17 14:31
Ms.S and I stepped out for fifteen minutes to get groceries. Five minutes after we had left I got a call from home that Mr.I. was crying. Ms.S: mummy bhai keeps crying all the time. Me: I kn… Read More
2019-03-16 17:18
Like the hands of a clock, that do not cease to tick, Tiny hooman 2, millimetre at a time, shifts. Little by little, inch by inch, he tread, before I knew, he fell of the bed. As he rotates… Read More
2019-03-08 18:14
2am Raja beta: “ghee ghee ghee” “aaaaauh” “umh umh umh” Me: turns, *touches pamper to check* *its full* For once, i confidently did not switch on the di… Read More
2019-02-26 10:31
Ms. S. and I play lots of UNO games. Once she started getting better, I’d let her win more often. Now that i have Mr. I. I, don’t focus and let her play her way. Today she let me… Read More
2019-02-11 07:02
A distant gaze, a saddened sigh. A quivering lip, It was hard to deny. Postpartum effects include hair fall, While I stroked my hair, a hundred fell off. “Why is your hair falling?&rdq&hell…Read More
2019-02-07 15:37
Talking about screen time. Last night something weird happened. I was on my phone but i kept telling Ms.S. to sleep and scolded her as she asked for the phone to play games. She did sleep bu… Read More
2019-01-30 15:39
The speed at which oil drops jump at you when you put in a frozen nugget in sizzling oil is less than a milli second, so swift, its unavoidable. I still have issues frying stuff. But thats… Read More
2019-01-28 14:29
Ms.S. held her buttocks together and walked slowly towards me. Me: “Do you want to go to the toilet?” Ms.S: Noooooooo Mummy. My bum is broken. Legit. ————… Read More
2019-01-22 01:20
Closing down to being a month old, Mr.I. is indeed living like a fine spoilt old gentleman. Coughing with his tongue hanging out, where his sister will shout and say, “put your hand on… Read More
2019-01-22 01:10
Two kids and a weird sense of humour, just adds to the laughter in life. Coping with an entirely new schedule, an additional human being, bodily changes, a four year old, family et all does… Read More
2019-01-10 08:13
Motherhood comes with its own set of issues. To each their own. My second pregnancy came along with pelvic and back aches. Its 15 days after delivery and it already feels like forever. Alham… Read More
2019-01-07 16:40
13 days old. He latched for the longest time today. Ms.S. feels the divided attention so she came and pushed her head on my lap while I fed her brother. We read a book together. I kissed her… Read More
2019-01-05 04:59
Papa: I will hurt you. I will be a hitler. I will force you to grow. You know S. the flower pot outside only had three flowers, until papa took care of it and gave it a shelf and space to gr… Read More
2018-12-30 07:30
Me: Look, Ms.S. brother is enjoying a bath. (Extremely excited) Ms.S: *comes running* alright. *runs away* Read More
2018-12-19 17:17
Its my last week of pregnancy. Mom has come to help me with my second delivery. So, Today I went on a date. No child. No husband. We were still a couple. Mom n Me! Read More
The Last Stitch.
2018-12-12 12:41
I lost my maternal grandma last month. Due to multiple causes that kept recurring over six months. Just before things went out of hand, she had sewed this for Ms.S. in May. When I came… Read More
2018-12-05 13:46
All these holiday days that we have been home. From dying to sudden bursts of energy, I forgot how helpful Ms.S. has been. Just by acknowledging when I call her from another room and helping… Read More
2018-11-28 17:10
We got a bunk bed. Its a long term investment. Considering a second one is on its way. Currently Ms.S. sleeps on top and I sleep below. We have been co sleeping all these years. Day 1: 24 ho… Read More
2018-11-01 10:10
Today she had a presentation. When I was young, my mum used to sit up all night with me to complete my projects. Both of us were quite hands on, but mom used to do most of the crafty technic… Read More
2018-10-24 01:32
Husband stepped out to drop Ms.S. to school. He takes care of this plant. Just this one. The others are just surviving. He jumped with joy and ecstatically announced how ten babies had bloom… Read More
2018-10-21 03:29
Ms.S. was questioned what her parents were doing in the room. Ms.S.: Papa is doing something to mummy. My sister in law came running, I’m sure not out of curiosity, but laughter she co… Read More
Literal Language.
2018-10-13 16:02
MsS. Can i eat something? Papa: No, we cannot eat in the train. Look at the sign. Its says no eating or drinking. MsS.: It shows only no burger n no drinks. So i can eat everything else. Wel… Read More
2018-10-10 11:02
There is a block. Its relatively small, but it hurts. I cant function. Multiple blocks keep appearing. Its good to have them. Helps you in a lot of ways. I step in the room with a smile eage… Read More
2018-10-05 04:52
Ms. S is under the hold of an eye infection. Both the eyes. I realised the best time to pass time is put her eye drops and talk to her let her be there as long as she goes back to sleep. Ive… Read More
2018-08-30 06:29
We will be travelling soon. I got upset with S over not having her glass of milk before school in the morning. As we walked towards the bus stop after a cranky morning, she sternly told me… Read More
2018-08-16 01:00
Things tend to get difficult. I try n look for happiness. But I fail. A personality that has a pessimistic trait plays catalyst in stressful situations. Its damning. It creates a vacuum. A s… Read More
2018-06-20 10:42
Maaaaam. Maaaam. Maaaam. Maaam. I roll my eyes, count 3,2,1 coz i dont have time to start from ten and patiently respond, “Yes doll?” I say. Maaam. Blah blah blah Maaam. Blah bla… Read More
Ramadaan Gifts.
2018-05-20 14:58
This year we made Ramadaan gifts for her friends. Her gang includes 5 girls and 1 boy. She was pretty excited and so was I. She helped me willingly. We made simple m&m cookies. Ms.S. mix… Read More
2018-05-17 01:37
I have been so caught up in life, I’ve forgotten to document S. Ramadaan is here. This year is different. A clingy lovable soon to turn four years old is killing me with constant… Read More
The Art Of Making Chai.
2018-04-25 08:46
Today we had to submit her term-two home project. It may sound too much for a kindergartener, but its all about spending family time together. Topic: Garden Cafe. Every evening when we make… Read More
2018-04-18 19:49
At the playground, she stood up for her friend. There was no fight. the other kid just wanted to play. At home, she stood up for her toy. She did not wish to share. At night, she stood up fo… Read More
2018-04-15 08:02
Her cousin is here to spend the holidays. He landed n its been Five hours Hours. They are still playing. Siblings make the world a better place. I miss my younger brother. I wonder why we… Read More
2018-04-04 09:21
A sly smile, A little hand A FREGGIN IPHONE. A run towards the kitchen. A quick snatch The sound of the dustbin flap. Kidney bechde. Lekin dobara iphone ko haath mat lagana Read More
2018-03-27 02:14
Currently there is a role reversal in the house. 7:00 Alarm rings It’s pitch dark and cozy ok. Coz curtains and aircon and blanket. As the phone cries for my resurrection, This angel d… Read More
2018-03-21 15:40
Three days of happiness and a lifetime of teachings. My dad came over to see Ms.S. and Me. He travelled a long way but he made it quick so that I would cherish this time more. I had always b… Read More
2018-02-24 19:09
Nurse: “Let me check if I can take blood from her hand.” I nod stressfully. Nurse: “Madam. Let’s try.  Please take her in your lap and hold her tightly.&rdq&hell…Read More
2018-02-07 13:00
SARRAH = HARASS What’s in a name, you may ask? She was born with it. *S. acting like the model in maybelline* Sigh . .. . . Such is life . . *goes back to popping peanuts . . . . N plo… Read More
2018-02-05 00:19
7:25 am. S. is all ready waiting at the door, as I stuff her lunch box I see a form that needs my attention. So, I quickly grab a pen while putting on my skirt and start filling the details… Read More

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