He stepped out of the bathroom, picked his Pants and ran at full speed.

I washed my hands and followed him so I could put his pants back on before he went in front of the mirror and started admiring his body parts.

Anyway. I like to call out his name and ask him to hand over his pants. And he usually does.

Only this time he flipped his pants and ran around the house screaming HELP.

He can’t say simple words like mumma, paani, Susu but cry for help with the right word.

Am I even in the right universe???