4:40am: Giggling sounds

4:45 : time to morph in cow mode

4:50: loud giggling continues.

4:55 giggled stands, spins on it’s own axis

4:56: put finger on the lil and goes Shh Shh Shh loudly.

4:57: drops sleepy dead on my left arm.

It’s 5:46am. I still lay like a Frozen bag of flesh. Writhing in pain, as the hard ass head collided with my fragile chin before it met my arm transcending into deep toddler sleep.

Motherhood is a monstrous joke.