I buttoned my shirt, but the Collar stitch was loose. So I dug up my dusty makeup kit and pulled out a rusty safety pin. My stiff collar was perfect now.

My hair always chooses to shine like the sunbeams, radiating from my bright head. I picked up one of the many hats I own and plopped it on my laborious brain protector.

I Stuffed my 10-kilo bag with a couple more ‘necessary’ items, slammed the door behind me, and set off to work.

Its Ramadaan, I should’ve prayed, kissed my holy book, and thanked Allah for this precious life. But, who got time for that huh? I played a brief version of the morning duas on my phone and stuffed the earphones in my ears. As I rushed, I winked at the sky, hoping Allah would consider this fast forward prayer.

The monkeys also tend to get rather impatient and edgy. Thus, I have to be tolerant at all times. 

I reported for duty slightly late. As usual, the Capuchins had started screeching and plunging at the walls of their concrete cage. It was breakfast time. These guys generally prefer small bits of food served in fancy colorful vessels. They don’t mind a dollop of ketchup. It goes well with pancakes, mango, and yes, bread! I completely agree.

The clock struck 9. I walked over to the next section. Around 9:15 a.m., the Orangutans come out of their coz smelly dens. They yawn and groan every single day as though stepping out of hibernation. 

Anyways, its always a delight to see them. Sometimes the Orangutans make me anxious if they don’t come out on time. I need to create noise and make a ruckus from the outside to make sure I hear them moan as their elongated bones crackle. I smile and sigh, for they are alive.

Personally, I enjoy spending time with the Capuchins. They are cute and playful. They do scratch and create trouble, yet its fun. 

Orangutans, on the other hand, are quite reluctant, I mostly end up rolling my eyes at them. They despise random food and leftovers. They prefer fresh banana peels, A-grade honey, Durians, cheesy custards served with pulpy juices. Oh, let me add, those medications for their age, yes, they are swung right out of the window! Demanding fellas.

Sometimes I don’t bother cleaning up if it has been a long day. It’s exhausting. So I take a rain check and start my day earlier the next day. If I don’t, who will?

 I don’t get paid much. If you are wondering why such love for creatures who can’t and don’t reciprocate. Well, let’s just say I love all creatures God has created. 

I am an evolved monkey myself. But I live outside the cage. Just like other women do.