I always tell my daughter to Wash her Vagina when she goes to the Bathroom. And I specifically use the word vagina.

The other day we had guests at home. I told her I’m going to the bathroom ill be back in two mins. You sit and talk to them.

The moment I stepped out of the bathroom, she screamed from the hall, ”Maa, did u wash your vagina properly? Did u flush? Switch off the light. ”

I died. N then I was reborn after I burnt in the flames of embarrassment.

Everybody giggled. Everybody.