Child 1: Ms.S. 

1. 2 baths a day,

2. long oil massages,

3. 3 attire changes,

4. 50 clothes and accessories.

5. million Ooh and Aahs n Awws.

6. An array of food tasters and conditions to feed

7. A tiny bruise is a Big Deal.

8. A fall from anywhere (while sitting, trying to stand, the bed, someones hand, the walker, the rocker, her clumsy self.) is catastrophe.

9. A hoard of books for Baby words, colors and all the shit that exists for babies.

Child 2: Mr. I. 

1 -4 : Where is the wet wipe?

5.  Cool. He keeps doing that.

6. Here, have this french fry. ?

7. It’s ok! that is how he will grow. its not a big Deal.

8. It’s ok. He is alive. Lol.

9. “Sarrah, can you sing him baby ABCD….?”

“Siri, play baby shark.”

“Ok Google. play the latest baby song.”