My poetry bring all the Hipsters to the yard and they're like "How Avant-garde"
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody's around to hear it, will a hipster buy the soundtrack?
Dear Hipster, Jesus loved you before you were cool.
If a hipster does something but doesn't Instagram it, did it really happen?
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
Dear Hipster, no matter how cool you think you're making it look...It's still alcoholism
Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool, and the second one did it ironically.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
So a hipster walks into a bar and, well, you've probably never heard of it.
What came first the hipster or the mainstream?
Push a hipster down the stairs, ....now look whose tumbling.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer before it's cool.
Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody's around to hear it, will a hipster buy the soundtrack?
Dear Hipster, Jesus loved you before you were cool.
If a hipster does something but doesn't Instagram it, did it really happen?
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
Dear Hipster, no matter how cool you think you're making it look...It's still alcoholism
Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool, and the second one did it ironically.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
So a hipster walks into a bar and, well, you've probably never heard of it.
What came first the hipster or the mainstream?
Push a hipster down the stairs, ....now look whose tumbling.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer before it's cool.
Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
