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2019-04-03 02:04
He was anxious. Worried and stressed. Didn't want to show his real self. Couldn't even if he wanted to anyway. In his world weakness is unforgettable. No mercy for unlucky souls who show emo… Read More
2018-08-18 04:38
He knows what he wantsPeople don'tHard to explainbutHe tries, barely..Gives up sometimesPick himself upWhen he gets weakKnowing the bordersofHis limits won't helpIf they refuseto seeUnwanted… Read More
Good Old London Bendy Buses
2018-08-03 23:50
A long time ago they decide to introduce so-called Bendy Buses to London. What a big mistake that was.First of all, they were not suitable for London's narrow roads but most import… Read More
2018-07-26 03:14
They all come to LondonBig dreams,Soon abandonCenter of the worldOne language turns hundredGetting hurledMemories PlunderedCity is busyIgnores youYou feel dizzyHave no ClueNot easy to get he… Read More
2018-06-14 01:19
When you decide to share your feelings there is one important rule. Do not justify.Explain but not justify.Remember they are your feelings. You can give a reason of course but you don’… Read More
2018-06-13 01:56
Sharing your feelings must free you not make you feel under pressure.You have to be confident, relax and powerful when you are opening up with your most personal feelings.If you are not ease… Read More
2018-06-09 04:34
Sharing your feeling is not easy. Feelings are very but very personal. Actually, sometimes it is harder to express your emotional thoughts to people very close to you.I believe one of the ma… Read More
2018-05-26 03:58
When you are in a long-term relationship and living together, you do not realise how much you get used to being with your partner.You wake up, go to work, do your errands, go to the gym, etc… Read More
2018-05-17 04:53
My poetry bring all the hipsters to the yard and they're like "How Avant-garde" If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody's around to hear it, will a hipster buy the soundtrack? Dea… Read More
2018-05-17 04:14
A- Hey babes,B-Hey DarlingA- Do I look fat in this dress?B- No babyA-Are you sure?B-Yes babyA-But you said you like my big assB-Yes baby.A- You think that I am fat???!!!B- No babyA- So you t… Read More
2018-05-05 04:42
Yes, you can. If you want to.Any doubts in a relationship mean two things. Communication problem or not trusting your partner from the beginning.Beginning of the relationship is always being… Read More
Basic Rules Of Dating
2018-02-25 04:57
There are fundamental rules if you want to be successful in the dating game.First of all what does mean being successful on dating?-Get a second date?-One night stand?-Possibl… Read More
2018-02-17 02:43
Do you even ask this question to yourself? I bet you don't. Well, you should. Because the answer will be the route to your pure happiness.Most people -including you- making decisions ba… Read More
2017-04-17 03:57
Sporting tournaments do not come any bigger or more exclusive than Wimbledon. Even for those who do not follow tennis, Wimbledon is the one event they know and have seen on television. Wheth… Read More
2016-09-17 02:30
They asked the Turkish Guy "if you would marry the ugliest girl in the world only for 1 million dollar. He says "I got three conditions" 1- If We have a baby I choose the name 2- I don't k… Read More
2016-08-31 08:32
According to Wikipedia Forex goes like; The foreign exchange market (forex, FX, or currency market) is a global decentralized market for the trading of currencies. This includes all aspects… Read More
2016-04-30 02:14
What marketing people are missing?Why focusing on the middle class that losing blood every single day.  The way it goes you will be either working class (don’t matter what profess… Read More
2016-03-26 04:00
As a Turkish Immigrant in London, you come across many interesting conversations when you hang out in Turkish cafes, restaurants, famous social clubs..Here is the example of a real conv… Read More
2016-03-19 00:47
I decide to add some color in my life and take my Turkish friend to the Tate Modern for the first time in his life.There you see his opinions and suggestions on how to run Tate Modern proper… Read More
2016-02-27 01:52
A Little story about what happens to a Turkish guy who worked hard all his life to make some money and decide to enjoy his fortune in the end.So he takes his family to a posh restaurant in M… Read More
2016-02-21 13:11
As an immigrant in London mainly low paid, hard working jobs are available. So I am looking around to change my career (being sarcastic here).Many jobs available these days so I don't know w… Read More
2016-02-21 13:06
I have a friend whos is older than me. 50 something-year-old Turkish fella. He did great for himself. Couple of restaurants, few off-licence, take away kebab shops.All with no English at all… Read More
2016-02-21 13:05
Imagine your English is as poor as the ones on the silly reality TV shows. Immigrants usually learn English on the streets of London or at work from other immigrants so generally very basic… Read More
2016-02-21 13:02
As a Turkish person who lives in London I always come across same questions from my English friends. “Where is the best kebab in London? “ “Can you tell me where… Read More

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