2013-05-08 05:14
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2013-05-07 13:47
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard… Read More
2013-04-26 05:04
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, a… Read More
2013-04-15 08:53
A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explai… Read More
2013-04-15 08:52
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance" * * *Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephant… Read More
2013-04-15 08:51
So ya know, I've been taking these kung-fu classes lately. I must say they are great. Teach you how to be as powerful as a tiger, as quick as a monkey, as smart as a dragon. Why just the… Read More
2013-04-15 08:51
Three women were talking about their love lives.The first said "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated." The second said "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful." T… Read More
2013-04-15 08:50
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son com… Read More
2013-04-15 08:49
Customer: "Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs?"Waiter: "Certainly, Sir!"Customer: "Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!" * * * Three couples are dining together.The Am… Read More
2013-04-15 08:49
Did you hear about the new 3 Million Dollar Redneck State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.* * *Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their… Read More
2013-04-15 08:48
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been dr… Read More
2013-04-15 08:47
Knock! Knock!Who's there?Ammonia.Ammonia who?(Sings) Ammonia poor little sparrow. * * * Knock! Knock!Who's there?Fanny.Fanny who?Fanny the way you keep saying 'Whos there' e… Read More
2013-04-15 08:47
String players' motto: "It's better to be sharp than out of tune." * * *A violinist says to his wife "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin." His wife replies "I'd rather have… Read More
2013-04-15 08:46
The Air Force is the smartest service because they send their officers off to fight and let the enlisted guys stay back in the rear! * * * A Marine and a Soldier were walking out… Read More
2013-04-15 08:45
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.Foreman: "Look Miss, have you any actual experience in picking lemons?" Woman: "Well, as a matter… Read More
2013-04-15 08:44
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!" * * *"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the… Read More
2013-04-15 08:43
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my sp… Read More
2013-04-15 08:41
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack whe… Read More
2013-04-15 08:40
One day, two guys decide to take a drive to a local grocery store to get some lunch. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. The… Read More
2013-04-15 08:39
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car… Read More
2013-04-15 08:36
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies… Read More
2013-04-15 08:33
A blonde goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband." "Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk. "No," replied the blo… Read More
2013-04-15 08:31
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant. * * * An artist asked the gall… Read More
2013-04-15 08:26
A cowboy walks into a saloon bar and orders a large bourbon. Finishing his drink, he turns to the face the guy playing the piano, takes out his gun, shoots the music papers into the… Read More
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