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Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard… Read More
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, a… Read More
A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explai… Read More
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance" * * *Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephant… Read More
So ya know, I've been taking these kung-fu classes lately. I must say they are great. Teach you how to be as powerful as a tiger, as quick as a monkey, as smart as a dragon. Why just the… Read More
Three women were talking about their love lives.The first said "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated." The second said "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful." T… Read More
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son com… Read More
Customer: "Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs?"Waiter: "Certainly, Sir!"Customer: "Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!" * * * Three couples are dining together.The Am… Read More
Did you hear about the new 3 Million Dollar Redneck State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.* * *Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their… Read More
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