2012-02-12 00:55
It was a blistering summer afternoon when my brother and his friend hatched a plan to set out upon an epic journey to obtain the most sought after item for any child. Yes, that item was call… Read More
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Life seen from a viewpoint that is a little off center. You know you want to come... we have candy.
2011-01-14 03:59
As a follically challenged male I have often pondered the oppression of my people. We are mocked, laughed at and openly shunned from society. Why God? Why?! Why did you part my h… Read More
2010-11-03 04:29
As I was driving to vote I started to think about the people who will be voting today. After I stopped crying I wondered if I even wanted them to go vote to begin with. There are… Read More
2010-10-21 22:59
Let me start out by admitting that I am no fashion mogul my any stretch of the imagination but I have seen things as of late that I cannot remain silent about any longer. Every decade has a… Read More
2010-10-14 05:52
I wouldn’t say that I hate mornings but mornings and I just do not get along very well. Mornings to me are like that one guy at work that has an office down the hall and every time he… Read More
2010-10-08 01:13
Over the past few months I have noticed a very subtle change in my lunches that my lovely wife packs for me to take to work. At first it was just adding a nonfat yogurt but then, later, my c… Read More
2010-10-01 04:06
As I walked into the men’s restroom at work I was greeted by one of the most fowl smells that has ever taken the journey up into my nasal cavity. It was as if an evil mad scientist bir… Read More
2010-09-27 15:55
They lived through the worst depression this country has ever known and still managed to survive. When the world called upon them to defend freedom they gladly volunteered themselves and too… Read More
2010-09-24 23:22
As I was sitting on the toilet this morning contemplating the ways of the universe, as I do most mornings, I wondered if north was really north and south was really south. What if God w… Read More
2010-09-19 00:45
I have experienced many humiliating moments in my lifetime. So much so that not much embarrassment can penetrate the thick, leathery wall that hides what is left of my soul. One especially m… Read More
2010-09-15 05:27
I live in the land of inept drivers. I know there are other far off lands where drivers pilot their vehicles with skill and grace because I have seen pictures have seen them on television,&n&hell…Read More
2010-09-12 03:47
Whether it is snakes, carnies or even old people, everyone has something in life that gives them the hebegebes. We have a janitor that works in our building that is terrified of spiders. He… Read More
2010-09-10 00:05
What do Lady Gaga, Dolph Lundgren, Katy Perry and you have in common? No, this isn’t the start to a bad joke. They all have some thing specific in common. Let’s take a look… Read More
2010-09-05 00:25
There has been many times in my life where I have put my foot in my mouth. I cannot remember the first time it happened and and I, quite frankly, expect to do it again someday. N… Read More
2010-09-02 03:55
When I was in college I would return back home in the summer and volunteer my time at a summer camp every year as I did in high school. There was a young lady that also worked ther… Read More
2010-08-26 05:11
At the age of seven a boy’s interest in candy has really kicked into full speed. The scrumptiousness of milk chocolate is quite difficult to resist at that age and apparently at any ag… Read More
2010-08-21 01:20
By the year AD 2578 we all will be brain dead. Let me explain.A few points must be stated first in order to put this puzzle together. The first is that we must accept that the Bible is… Read More
2010-08-18 23:49
I am a recovering sun worshiper. There was a time when spring rolled around that I would layout without any sunscreen so that I could get my first burn of the season over with and lay the so… Read More
2010-08-15 00:53
It was about seven hours, if I remember right, after the birth of our first child when my beautiful wife noticed that our new bundle of joy had made his first little poopie. She had just und… Read More
2010-08-12 03:42
My wife is a very caring, thoughtful and loving woman. She is so thoughtful that when it came time for our family vacation she took the time to look online to see if there were any In-N-Out… Read More
2010-08-08 05:52
Unfortunately the only thing on television these days are “reality shows” and “cop dramas” so I usually find myself watching the latter as “reality shows”… Read More
2010-08-06 04:19
During college I paid the bills by working at the “Happiest Place on Earth”, otherwise known as Disneyland.One evening I received a call from the Matterhorn attraction that there… Read More
2010-07-25 06:00
Almost every person alive over the age of 21 has tasted alcohol. Some are responsible with the controversial substance and will drink in moderation while others have never heard of that conc… Read More
2010-07-23 05:58
There is an unwritten rule between man and dog; man leaves the window down so that dogs can stick their heads out of it and in return dogs do not jump out. This has been the rule for decades… Read More
2010-07-21 05:50
There is moment in certain people’s lives when they see a miracle from God Himself and it changes their lives forever. For Moses it was the burning bush. For Saul it was the road to Em… Read More
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