2011-06-19 18:45
Ever since I was born I have always suffered from problems with my ears.Now, when I say problems, I don’t mean with the actual ears themselves. They aren’t deformed or grotesque… Read More
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2011-02-27 18:39
If I could build myself a time machine (and believe me, it wouldn’t be in an old Delorian, but probably a toilet, one with flashing lights and smoke that comes out the back when the fl… Read More
2011-02-06 16:12
So, this lump thing I have on the base of my spine. After my last post railing against the injustice of getting old, turns out that I didn’t in fact have a bad back, but instead had a… Read More
2011-02-01 14:14
I’m bloody annoyed at the moment. In fact I’m so annoyed right now that I’m not in fact typing this with my hands, but instead I’m headbutting each key and saying sla… Read More
2011-01-15 13:33
*Warning: This blog post does contain some aspects of self psychological prognosis. Its pretty stirring stuff so I would advise sitting down and strapping yourself in whilst reading. Things… Read More
2010-12-29 15:08
I always get a little down just after Christmas. Nothing to serious mind, its not like I’m going to suddenly hang myself with sparkly tinsel or anything. I think its more a combination… Read More
2010-12-23 22:24
I know. I know. He stays away for a month, doesn’t bother posting anything and then saunters back in whistling and smiling, pretending like nothings happened. I am an awful human bein… Read More
2010-11-14 20:06
There are many things that I would like to happen to me in my life that sadly probably will not ever take place due to many different reasons. Here is my definitive list of them. 1) Karaoke… Read More
2010-10-25 20:57
In honour of Halloween rolling at us like a pissed up witch on rollerblades, I thought I would update my list on things that scare me. This list is in no way a reflection on my masculinity… Read More
2010-10-16 17:06
We human beanz are ridiculous creations. All we are is just a collection of neurosis and strange habits, all piled up on each other and topped by hair. All of us have these weird things that… Read More
2010-10-10 15:13
Every year I get sucked into a netherworld, a vacuous void where all life is distilled into various levels of human liquid shit, each one more noxious and vile than the other. This normally… Read More
2010-10-01 14:10
I’m not very well at the moment (sad face). It’s common knowledge that men, on a whole, don’t handle illness very well. It’s some kind of genetic makeup that we have… Read More
2010-09-26 17:24
Hello you. Let me take you by the hand for the moment, for you see I am about to guide you through my world. You may want to put on this waterproof rain mac and slip on these boots; it can g… Read More
2010-09-18 15:07
There are many reasons why I have a great girlfriend. This is just one of them. About three weeks ago I was lying in bed with Kates, indulging in some pillow talk. Well, me being an insomni… Read More
2010-09-06 20:39
(Megan Fox Soapy Tit Wank) As I am a friend to all my fellow blog writers, I am now going to pass on an amazing tip which will enable you lovely people to get many more visitors to your blog… Read More
2010-08-31 15:28
Something amazing will happen tomorrow. Something so profound and earth shattering that it could actually tip the axis of the Earth by 10%, so we all fall screaming off the world and into… Read More
2010-08-22 14:03
Alright? Been awhile, hasn’t it? During my brief hiatus from blogging, quite recently I have had a nagging thought buzzing around in my head like a pissed up bluebottle. This nagging… Read More
2010-07-24 16:13
As I have mentioned on this blog at least, ohhhh, I dunno, about a hundred times already, I am not a manly man. I cry at films, I coo over kittens, and every third month I lactate. But the… Read More
2010-07-05 18:23
I have rewritten and reread this post many times and I still can’t stop it from sounding a bit gay. But you know what; I’m actually okay with that. In fact, I’m going to te… Read More
2010-06-30 20:55
I, by rights, am not really a bright and cheery soul. In fact, if you wanted to be pedantic about it, I am in fact a pathologically cynical anti-social bastard who views the world through a… Read More
2010-06-09 16:08
I awoke this morning at around 4am to a horrendous rumbling noise that resembled a freight train hurtling through my bedroom. It was only after a rubbed the sleep from my mind that I realise… Read More
2010-05-31 16:08
Many thanks to the lovely Cat for giving me the idea of my next post as I was struggling a little bit. But it totally makes natural sense to write about Heaven soon after a post about deat… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Around the start of April I had someone new move in. It was early one morning and I stumbled half asleep into my bathroom to take a shower. As I stood there with the water hitting my face… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I am a 32 year old man. And because of my gender and age range, I have amassed much knowledge over the 32 years that I have lived so far. I have learnt how to put up shelving. I have learnt… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Ever since I was born I have always suffered from problems with my ears.Now, when I say problems, I don’t mean with the actual ears themselves. They aren’t deformed or grotesque… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Hi. How are you? Shhhhhhhhh, don’t spoil this. Its been too long. Let me just look at you, just to see if you’re how I remember. Yes, its exactly how I remember you. The dreamy… Read More
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