2012-06-11 20:37
We sometimes offend some people and we sometimes offend them a lot. I say 'people', I mean Bon Jovi fans. Those who know us, know that they should take us with a pinch of salt, followed by s… Read More
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The words in the blog are fairly random with an emphasis on mocking people, places, things and Bon Jovi. Like most blogs, it’s set up for you to leave comments, stories, rantings or whatever comes to mind so please do.
2012-05-14 18:44
The following is a joke. It's a joke that's not going to be explained. If you get it, it's possibly the funniest thing, you're ever going to laugh at. If you don't get it, don't feel too bad… Read More
2012-05-02 19:48
I'm not a big fan of listening to people, preferring not to listen to them. There's no point in talking to me because I'm already bored before you even open your nonsense filled mouth. If yo… Read More
2012-05-01 20:47
If I was to describe myself, I would say, I'm "brilliant". If you knew me and were to describe me, you would say I'm a "Bon Jovi hating moron with all the charm of a block of demolished apar… Read More
2012-05-01 20:47
If I was to describe myself, I would say, I'm "brilliant". If you knew me and were to describe me, you would say I'm a "Bon Jovi hating moron with all the charm of a block of demolished apar… Read More
2012-04-26 19:51
Some words sometimes say what we want them to say and some words say some things that say nothing about sense at all. Maybe it's laziness, maybe it's a stroke of marketing genius or maybe it… Read More
2012-04-25 21:26
Scurvy Jane decided that she was going to decide to do it. She had thought about applying for the position for one week and three weeks and 2 days. It was a management position that included… Read More
2012-04-22 11:07
I'm not saying Thirsty Dave is anti-social but just because I'm not saying it, doesn't mean it's not true. Sure, he'll talk to you and order a beer and give you the money for the beer… Read More
2012-04-16 18:58
Thirsty Dave has never been single. The thirsty one and beer go hand in hand like beer and a beer drinkers hand on beer. He looked at the face of Becky Grimmer on the television screen and r… Read More
2012-04-02 19:06
Have I been busy? You can bet your 'Understanding Magnets for Dummies' book that I've been busy. Can I tell you what I've been doing? Not exactly. If Bon Jovi know that I'm on to them, my li… Read More
2012-03-25 16:28
This one will probably mess with your mind in more ways than one. The following pictures look alike but on close inspection, they're actually different. Take as much time as you need and see… Read More
2012-03-25 15:15
Many books promise many great things but they rarely deliver. If you're going to read only one book, make sure you read this one because it may save your life: Read More
2012-03-24 23:07
Yesterday I was a happy-go-lucky son of a mother and father. Today I am a happy-go-lucky animal who has had his innocence taken away. I believed what I was told, in good faith and never even… Read More
2012-03-24 23:06
My entire belief system centres on removing Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness and being accepted at brilliant. This is also the signature I use at the bottom of emails and cheques. No… Read More
2012-03-24 23:05
Jill Y is a doll collector. I know, I didn't think grown ups collected them either but they do. She recently decided to stop buying shoes even though she only had 567, 998 pairs. Collecting… Read More
2012-03-24 23:05
Thirsty Dave has had 56,992 different jobs. It’s not that he's a bad worker but he’s been the worst worker at the worst worker convention for the past 36 years. Last night he gav… Read More
2012-03-24 23:05
They tell you that school days are the best days of your life but you never listen to them. When I was in school, we learned with the aid of hieroglyphics and wood. Modern technology is a wo… Read More
2012-03-24 23:04
Jill Y and I have very different idea of what it is to be good parents. I want the little dude to grow up with friends and to stop being such an arrogant, know it all. Jill Y wants him to gr… Read More
2012-03-24 23:03
Never let it be said that It's good to mock doesn't educate and make the world a better place. Today we tell you not 1 but 2 things you don't know about. Feast your eyes on how to resuscitat… Read More
2012-03-24 23:02
Little Dill Y is now 7 years of age and learns about Consequentialism, Hypervitaminosis and Eptorhinoplasty from his mother. It's left to me to tell him about the procedures for downloading… Read More
2012-03-24 23:02
There's no need for lies. I can handle anything that is thrown at me but not lies. I just don't see the point in not telling the truth. When my first girlfriend played Bon Jovi for me and as… Read More
2012-03-24 23:01
Some people have a sole purpose in life. That purpose; to stick two fingers up at the man and get in the face of authority from daylight to the opposite of daylight. Thirsty Dave is one such… Read More
2012-03-09 20:55
I really should have seen this one coming. In times of recession, times are tough and sacrifices have to be made. Thirsty Dave has cut back on the beer and now only drinks when he's awake. L… Read More
2012-03-08 20:47
Little Dill Y is very much into abstract art at the moment with his chosen tool being paint. I remember the first time we realized he had talent because it caused a degree of pain, not felt… Read More
2012-03-07 21:28
Barbie has changed and I don't know if I like it at all. When I was a little boy, Barbie was your average career girl with a passion for trying to figure out how magnets work. I understand t… Read More
2012-03-06 20:29
Jill Y has the same amount of shoes as I have reasons to dislike Bon Jovi and I have 675, 876 reasons to dislike that pitiful excuse for a band. If you were to ask me how I know how many pai… Read More
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