2013-12-17 18:33
With Xmas upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my fellow investors about drinking and driving. Don't do it! To be honest I have been known to have brushes with the author… Read More
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2013-11-09 17:29
A man begins making vigorous love to his wife. After a few minutes he stops. "What's going on?" his wife says, "why have you stopped?". The replies, "It is a new technique I learned online… Read More
2011-10-16 17:22
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make… Read More
2011-10-16 17:20
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can… Read More
2010-10-19 05:18
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath."Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?""Not yet" she replied Read More
2010-10-06 08:42
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out o… Read More
2010-09-27 13:57
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for… Read More
2010-08-31 15:27
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making trucker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" h… Read More
2010-07-09 11:50
Following a disasterous world cup campaign, there is relief at the English FA today that new sponsors have been found for the national football team. Oil company Total, clothing manufacturer… Read More
2010-07-09 11:34
Check out these FAQs from the tourist board website:Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)A: We import all plants fully grow… Read More
2010-07-01 12:59
A scouser walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just hate drawing benefits. I'd really rather have a jo… Read More
2010-07-01 12:55
I don't drink water because fish screw in it! Read More
2010-05-20 13:57
It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody is living on credit.A rich tourist visiting the are… Read More
2010-04-30 08:38
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishi… Read More
2010-03-01 12:47
A man in Tesco's tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy say… Read More
2010-02-26 14:09
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with fouryoung Mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions,' he observed.To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obse… Read More
2010-02-25 09:37
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she… Read More
2010-02-08 13:56
53,000 Geordies meet in St. James Park for a 'Geordies Are Not Stupid' convention.'Alan Shearer addresses the crowd. 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid… Read More
2010-01-25 11:40
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.Jane explained… Read More
2010-01-25 11:38
The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County , Nevada , and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.'May I help you sir?' she asked.'I… Read More
2010-01-25 11:35
2009-12-16 18:13
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.For high bloo… Read More
2009-12-16 18:11
It is the month of August on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining and the little town looks totally deserted...These are tough times, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit… Read More
2009-12-07 11:47
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "ON PURPOSE!1.Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up… Read More
2009-11-24 08:26
Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it… Read More
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