"Well congratulations," says says Gina, looking up from her Newspaper.
The idea of a google employee reading a newspaper always cracks me up.
"For what?" In a bathrobe, I'm just trying to get an iced coffee.
The idea of a google employee reading a newspaper always cracks me up.
"For what?" In a bathrobe, I'm just trying to get an iced coffee.
"Wendy told us you proposed to her."
Goddamit I need to get my own refrigerator upstairs.
Goddamit I need to get my own refrigerator upstairs.
Wincing and scratching my eyebrow, I reply "We had a conversation about getting married. It was academic I thought."
I've been awake eight seconds, and I'm already in a death roll.
I've been awake eight seconds, and I'm already in a death roll.
"We were all surprised too," she shrugged.
"I hate marriage," I explain, holding my head. "Way too much yelling."
"Would it be such a bad thing?" she asks. "You've been dating her for, like, five years. She definitely loves you."
"I don't know," I says. "Wendy is the first person I've dated since the divorce. Do I want her to turn into a vile screaming jealous lying hypocrite cheating psycho-shrew already? No. I think we are doing just fine as we are."
I twist the coffee cap off with a satisfying "pop" sound.
"I actually kinda like her," I elaborate. "Why rush it?"
"I don't know," I says. "Wendy is the first person I've dated since the divorce. Do I want her to turn into a vile screaming jealous lying hypocrite cheating psycho-shrew already? No. I think we are doing just fine as we are."
I twist the coffee cap off with a satisfying "pop" sound.
"I actually kinda like her," I elaborate. "Why rush it?"