2016-03-19 18:53
I always had a vague idea in my mind that when I finally shut this thing down, I'd do it on some significant anniversary, or with some sort of fanfare.That's not to be the case.Thing is, I'm… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
Interesting realization: The more "sins" I commit in a given day, the happier I seem to be. I did at least three things before 8:00 this morning that, by all rights, should condemn me to e… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
All I have to say on the fifth anniversary of Bush's war against everything good and decent is that I'm overjoyed that my boy Richie managed not to get killed in it, and that we had a chance… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
I thought I was utterly over blogs and anything to do with them.Then I saw this. Thanks Paul. One more reason to love you Read More
2008-02-27 19:12
This is what you New York peeps are doing on March 1, just so's you know... Graphics by the Motherbrain, Jeremy Wolfe Kivett.This is your chance to meet the boy, see. And your chance to welc… Read More
2008-02-14 21:07
Happy Hallmark Day, chitlins.I guess Valentine's Day is a good day on which to admit to y'all that a big portion of the reason I'm not around here much anymore is that I have...uh...a Valent… Read More
2008-02-11 18:34
I'm having one of those days where saying fuckall and getting on a one-way train to some unfamiliar, faraway place seems like the best possible option.Neil Young usually helps on days like t… Read More
2008-02-05 16:12
Good idea, New York City. Throw a gigantic parade for a bunch of overpaid no-necks who can do little besides throw and catch a ball, on the same day as one of the most important Presidentia… Read More
2008-01-19 13:34
I'm going because I heard that the dudes in the band are wicked hot. So I'm a groupie.Sue me. Better yet...join me.You know you want to Read More
2008-01-14 00:03
It's absolutely unbelievable, the things that happen when you really, truly, finally let go of shit that no longer matters. Un.fucking.believable.Look into it Read More
2007-12-21 04:01
...you roll in the door at 4:30 PM the day after your party.I look like wet death, but I don't think you could pry the smile off my face with a crowbar.It would seem that all of your kind bi… Read More
2007-12-17 22:38
Today was the brightest, bluest, sparkliest, most gorgeous New York City winter day that I've ever, ever experienced. Wow.And no, I'm not high or getting laid or anything like that. It just… Read More
2007-11-29 20:59
If you've been here before, you well know that I pretty much hate everyone. And if you haven't, well...now you know.There are, however, exceptions to my general disdain for the human race. O… Read More
2007-11-23 20:59
Screw holiday shopping, and those who engage in it today. The only places I'm going are the dollar store and the liquor store. In that order. Ho ho fuckin' ho Read More
2007-11-19 15:41
11:00 PM. Helen and David O stand around looking prettily disaffacted, slurping beer from cans and checking out boys in the crowd at the (incredible) Beat the Devil show at Cakeshop. (Photos… Read More
2007-11-18 16:33
6:30 PM. Two teenaged girls get on the downtown 5 train at Union Square. One is shoveling horrible-smelling, ketchup-drenched french fries into her consistently open mouth with a fork.Fry-ea… Read More
2007-11-15 15:47
Dear Not-Otherwise-Unattractive Middle-Aged Woman on the 5 Train,When dressing for work, you may want to consider wearing tops that actually cover your relatively sizable boobs. This is espe… Read More
2007-11-08 18:15
Grady was neutered last Friday. He's six months old now, and it was time to get it done before he started spraying my apartment with godawful this-is-my-territory piss.He's fine, and was bac… Read More
2007-11-01 15:26
Though I truly have lost interest in this forum for a variety of reasons that may or may not influence me indefinitely, I felt it vital that I share some desperately important and shocking n… Read More
2007-10-22 18:55
I think I may have lost interest. Please stand by Read More
2007-10-08 21:21
Photo stolen from here.I think this "holiday" should be called "Be Slightly Ashamed of Your Italian Heritage Day," or maybe "Fuck Indigenous People in The Fuckin' Ear Day." It's not breaking… Read More
2007-10-04 21:22
Which explains why I've become so fond of it.Whatever. I've been asked for Grady updates, and today is World Animal Day, so there.This is Grady at seven weeks old, shortly after he came home… Read More
2007-09-28 18:44
Me too, junior. Meeeee tooooo Read More
2007-09-26 19:14
Where I'm no fun anymore.I am sorry.To make up for it, here is some information you might find very useful. This is a lesson I learned shortly after my surgery this summer, when I was sick t… Read More
2007-09-25 19:54
What would your reaction be if, while browsing through random public photos on Flickr, you came across a closeup of a baby's genitals that someone had posted along with numerous other fully… Read More
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