2014-07-24 03:24
Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.“Yes,” says Sally, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”“But Lar… Read More
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2014-05-24 03:01
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The wo… Read More
2014-04-14 01:42
A man goes to a sperm bank and says, "I'd like to make a deposit please."The doctor says, "Go and fill this up," and gives the man a bottle.Three days later the man returns to the sperm bank… Read More
2013-03-24 11:50
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one" Read More
2013-03-21 15:45
A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of a lifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss. Could you pack up my things so that they will be ready wh… Read More
2013-03-13 11:49
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he asked."LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeR… Read More
2013-01-08 23:32
A blonde was driving down the Freeway when her Mobile phone rang.It was her husband warning her: "Darling", he said, "I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way down th… Read More
2012-12-22 02:18
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre museum. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.However, he was… Read More
2012-12-07 04:03
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack - Churchill Downs - to learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to… Read More
2012-11-30 07:31
A businessman was travelling overnight on a train to Paddington for a very important meeting. He told the conductor, "I am getting off in Padding for a meeting of such importance that I woul… Read More
2012-10-23 11:35
Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"Eighty percent held up their hands.The Minister then repeated his question.All responded this… Read More
2012-10-22 16:01
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in alawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where wereyou the night of August 24th?""Objection!" said the defense attorney… Read More
2012-10-01 21:59
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I had grabbed a… Read More
2012-09-18 09:42
An employee sent her boss an email asking for a raise:"Dear Bo$$,In thi$ life, you $hould under$tand of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given you $o much $upport. I'm $ure you will gue$$ wh… Read More
2012-09-18 09:42
A couple walked into a dentist's office. The man told the dentist, "Can you pull a tooth quickly? I'm really late! Another couple is waiting for us at the golf course and our tee time i… Read More
2011-11-20 12:01
The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptation.He called three of them to his room, and ordered them to put a small bell on their penis.After th… Read More
2011-11-20 03:43
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his… Read More
2011-11-15 14:05
A 92-year-old man moved into a retirement home where he immediately met a 90 year old woman. They hit it off right away.After a few weeks of spending time together, the man said, “You… Read More
2011-11-13 03:42
A young lawyer, in the process of opening a new private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.Upon seeing a man enter the lobby of his office, he immediately picked up his… Read More
2011-11-12 15:37
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office.When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you...""I know, I know." the docto… Read More
2011-10-27 14:08
A man wanted to get married, but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He decides to give each woman a present of $5,000, then waits to see what each one does with th… Read More
2011-10-26 06:45
A furniture dealer from Knoxville, Tennessee, decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris, France to see what he could find. After arriv… Read More
2011-10-25 11:31
A gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped ata stop sign, they are rear ended (no pun intended) by a big semi.Furious, the guy in the passenger side throws his purse on t… Read More
2011-10-24 00:07
A newlywed couple is getting ready for bed when the husband says,"Honey, now that we're married, it's okay for me to see yourbody. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?"She opens he… Read More
2011-10-23 10:37
A man was feeling very depressed. He walked into a bar andordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him thedrink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"After… Read More
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